I just opened the medicine cupboard, a bottle of Omega 3 pills fell out and hit me.
Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
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Krusty
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- Sep 9, 2006
- 622
I am concerned you maybe relying on the Omega 3 capsules for their supposed health benefits.
Please can I recommend that you read this research by the Harvard Medical School:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/fish-oil-friend-or-foe-201307126467
Please can I recommend that you read this research by the Harvard Medical School:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/fish-oil-friend-or-foe-201307126467
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
- Oct 4, 2003
- 11,063
You need to have words with whoever last put the bottle away, leaving it in a position where it can just fall out of the cupboard when the door is opened is extremely careless.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Oh cod, here we go.
Krusty
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- Sep 9, 2006
- 622
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,417
It doesn't take a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun
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Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
I hake these stupid joke threads, most of these puns are just carp and it seems they eel never end.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,161
hart's shirt
Well-known member
This is not the time or plaice for fishy puns.
It's hard not to rise to the bait.
There's always salmon gill-ty.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Why would you keep omega in the medicine cupboard? It's all Greek to me.
The Wizard
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- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,383
NSC unwritten rule #74: Any thread even vaguely fish related will end with 5+ pages of fish puns.
I hope you’re taking vitamin sea tablets with those Omega capsules, or you may end up in a clambulance.
I hope you’re taking vitamin sea tablets with those Omega capsules, or you may end up in a clambulance.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I hope your medicine cupboard is out of the reach of sildren?
Normal Rob
Well-known member
Oh no, what have you done. Now people will spend a ludicrously long, overly extended, amount of time time looking through every post to see if they can spot cleverly concealed fish puns. It's going to waste a lot of peoples time.
I'm looking now! I can feel my mullet growing as I surf the tinterweb from my comfy char wearing nothing but a codpiece. I'm having a brill time.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
bassturd
Why would anyone try to conceel a fish pun?
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,683
Read your post a few times, cod not sea a pun at all.
You would have gotten away with that if it hadn't been for those Pesce kids.
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Speaking of eels, it reminds me of the time I went to the sperm donor clinic.
The nurse asked me if I’d like to ********** in the cup,
I said, ‘I’m good but I’m not ready to compete in a tournament yet.’
The nurse asked me if I’d like to ********** in the cup,
I said, ‘I’m good but I’m not ready to compete in a tournament yet.’
Shropshire Seagull
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Bream-on !