[Humour] Joke du Jour

Is it PotG? · Dec 9, 2020

What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song?

Driving Home for Christmas.

Laugh? I almost bought my own beer.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/dec/08/dominic-cummings-gag-voted-christmas-cracker-joke-of-the-year?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3juCYf-KC2YW3t6gsL1hPBygqMB9ryE0-e0PwjSH40O_aAdxBcwhAm2wM#Echobox=1607412517

Jack Straw · Dec 9, 2020

Perhaps it really is, so this could be a fact rather than a joke?

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 9, 2020

Is it PotG? said:
What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song?

Driving Home for Christmas.

Laugh? I almost bought my own beer.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/dec/08/dominic-cummings-gag-voted-christmas-cracker-joke-of-the-year?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3juCYf-KC2YW3t6gsL1hPBygqMB9ryE0-e0PwjSH40O_aAdxBcwhAm2wM#Echobox=1607412517

Good grief! All 10 jokes on that link straight out of the Mrs Brown's Boys Academy Of Comedy

sydney · Dec 9, 2020

Bisto

AmexRuislip · Dec 9, 2020

Is it PotG? said:
What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song?

Driving Home for Christmas.

Laugh? I almost bought my own beer.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/dec/08/dominic-cummings-gag-voted-christmas-cracker-joke-of-the-year?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3juCYf-KC2YW3t6gsL1hPBygqMB9ryE0-e0PwjSH40O_aAdxBcwhAm2wM#Echobox=1607412517

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Guinness Boy · Dec 9, 2020

Tom Hark said:
Good grief! All 10 jokes on that link straight out of the Mrs Brown's Boys Academy Of Comedy

I was going to respond with a typically witty retort as befits JDJ threads on here. But after reading that link all I can do is eat my fist.

Garry Nelson's Left Foot · Dec 9, 2020

What is a cowboy's favourite car?

Audi pard'ner!

Made that one up myself today. Told it to a group of 6 and 7 year olds at work. They didn't like it.

BNthree · Dec 9, 2020

Surely the problem with Cummings was that he drove away from his home? (Roughly 260 miles away.)

McTavish · Dec 9, 2020

BNthree said:
Surely the problem with Cummings was that he drove away from his home? (Roughly 260 miles away.)

Indeed.

And then drove from his parent's home to Barnard Castle. Admittedly he claimed that this was in preparation for his drive home so perhaps his favourite song is "Preparing to Drive Home this Easter"?

DavidinSouthampton · Dec 9, 2020

Garry Nelson's Left Foot said:
What is a cowboy's favourite car?

Audi pard'ner!

Made that one up myself today. Told it to a group of 6 and 7 year olds at work. They didn't like it.

Well I think it’s jolly funny :thumbsup:

zefarelly · Dec 9, 2020

Jack Straw said:
Perhaps it really is, so this could be a fact rather than a joke?

Like satire is dead . . . .reality has taken over.

zefarelly · Dec 9, 2020

McTavish said:
Indeed.

And then drove from his parent's home to Barnard Castle. Admittedly he claimed that this was in preparation for his drive home so perhaps his favourite song is "Preparing to Drive Home this Easter"?

That was the unreleased remix by Norman Cook. Chris didn't think it was banging enough.

Lindfield by the Pond · Dec 9, 2020

Cummings drove to Durham pa pum pum............

Wellesley · Dec 9, 2020

Garry Nelson's Left Foot said:
What is a cowboy's favourite car?

Audi pard'ner!

Made that one up myself today. Told it to a group of 6 and 7 year olds at work. They didn't like it.

Don't give up. Maybe you just need a younger audience. :lolol:

crodonilson · Dec 9, 2020

A mex eyecan · Dec 9, 2020

BNthree said:
Surely the problem with Cummings was that he drove away from his home? (Roughly 260 miles away.)

the problem with Cummings was he came back

Iggle Piggle · Dec 9, 2020

Garry Nelson's Left Foot said:
What is a cowboy's favourite car?

Audi pard'ner!

Made that one up myself today. Told it to a group of 6 and 7 year olds at work. They didn't like it.

6 or 7 year olds tend to rate my 4 pirate jokes. Well, mildly amusing for 1 in 3.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aaarrggghh.
What's a pirates favourite shop? Aaaarrgos
What's a private favorite football team Aaargghsenal.
What's a pirates favourite letter? R they all shout. NO THE SEA (C)

Ken Livingstone Seagull · Dec 10, 2020

Iggle Piggle said:
6 or 7 year olds tend to rate my 4 pirate jokes. Well, mildly amusing for 1 in 3.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aaarrggghh.
What's a pirates favourite shop? Aaaarrgos
What's a private favorite football team Aaargghsenal.
What's a pirates favourite letter? R they all shout. NO THE SEA (C)

Mr. Piggle, for kindergarten jokes, that is absolute qualla
. :thumbsup:

schmunk · Dec 10, 2020

Ken Livingstone Seagull said:
Mr. Piggle, for kindergarten jokes, that is absolute qualla
.

I told it to my sons last night and the elder one laughed so much his chest hurt. He's 13.

Frankie · Dec 10, 2020

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