Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
Lennie Bennett (There's one for the teenagers.)
Oh - and yes, there is a nasty bug going around
Oh - and yes, there is a nasty bug going around
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[Misc] Punchlines only
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beorhthelm
A. Virgo, Football Genius
- Jul 21, 2003
- 35,310
well it tastes like a prawn
half time scores
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The other has high bollocks
A mex eyecan
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- Nov 3, 2011
- 3,312
you smack him in the face and i’ll grab his cigar
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,329
Well, what you going for?
"A new kitchen"
"A new kitchen"
Pogue Mahone
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- Apr 30, 2011
- 10,743
That's what I said, diddle-aye tit fvck shag.
SeagullinExile
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What a shot, right in the c**t.
Tom Bombadil
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It's thirteen
Like normal dhal, only otter
Like normal dhal, only otter
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,703
Because he's a c***.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,184
Me and me best longtime drinking buddy still have zero recall of the hilarious-at-the-time joke that leads to the punchline of the late Paul Daniels wiggling his fingers and perkily saying "That's Magic!". Think it may even pre-date The Lovely Debbie McGee
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,843
That's where I was hitting her on the head with the saucepan, trying to get her to stop.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
<<<<< in a Geordie accent >>>>>
...... so I flipped her over
...... so I flipped her over
Norman Potting
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......."...these go to eleven...."
"....Which was nice....."
"....Which was nice....."
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
.....use mild green hairy lipped squid....
......a cycle path.....
......a cycle path.....
Pevenseagull
Anti-greed coalition
- Jul 20, 2003
- 19,625
**** 'em, they're only bees
some **** from Preston.
some **** from Preston.