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vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,922
Well, one is used for cunning stunts....
 
















Scappa

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2017
1,389
In a plastic cup... with a spoon in.
 


spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,772
Burgess Hill
"If I lick her nipples and tickle her clit I'll be able to slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper"
 








Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,879
The Fatherland
The un deux trois quatre cinq.
 














Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,925
Worthing
Yeah but it’s never had to play in a cathedral before
 


backson

Registered Mis-user
Jul 26, 2004
2,387
So the one-legged jockey says, ‘Don’t worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle
 


DJ NOBO

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2004
6,390
Wiltshire
No, I’m Tessa Sanderson
 








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