[Albion] The Magnificent Seven

CaptainDaveUK · Dec 1, 2020

Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Algernon · Dec 1, 2020

"Medic"

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ · Dec 1, 2020

It's never too late to abandon ship, Captain.

rogersix · Dec 1, 2020

breathe into the bag, sir

edna krabappel · Dec 1, 2020

Merry Christmas, everyone :lol:

(somebody's been on the Bailey's already, it appears)

Bodian · Dec 1, 2020

Which one do we draw?

Deleted member 2719 · Dec 1, 2020

CaptainDaveUK said:
Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Hey Captain, how the hell do you reckon we will drop 2 points, are you nuts man.

CaptainDaveUK · Dec 1, 2020

Bodian said:
Which one do we draw?

It’s a very complicated system, so I’m not sure.

Blue Valkyrie · Dec 1, 2020

I'd be happy with 4 points from the next 2 games...

5 straight wins after that is just too much icing on the cake !

blue-shifted · Dec 1, 2020

CaptainDaveUK said:
Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Do those advanced techniques involve depriving the brain of oxygen temporarily?

CaptainDaveUK · Dec 1, 2020

blue-shifted said:
Do those advanced techniques involve depriving the brain of oxygen temporarily?

The techniques are revolutionary but very new. I’m not at liberty to disclose them until the new year, after the first set of results.

BNthree · Dec 1, 2020

"I'll have whatever he's drinking, please"

Pint of Ale and a Burger · Dec 1, 2020

CaptainDaveUK said:
Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

I reckon you are right.
Let's do this.

vagabond · Dec 1, 2020

Same again?

edna krabappel · Dec 14, 2020

CaptainDaveUK said:
Having analysed some important stats, using some very advanced techniques, I am delighted to announce that, over the festive season, the mighty Albion will be serving up a set of results that will astound us all. I’ve gone over the figures again and again and keep getting the same result. I predict, over the next seven matches, starting with Southampton at home and ending with Wolves at home, that we are going to get 19 out of a possible 21 points. It’s so exciting, I’m going to buy a month’s Sky pass. I just can’t wait for all the games to begin.

Well this prediction is going tremendously well so far, Dave :thumbsup:

essbee1 · Dec 14, 2020

edna krabappel said:
Well this prediction is going tremendously well so far, Dave

Let's hope he steers a bloody boat better than he predicts football matches. The man's an idiot

Medwayseagull · Dec 15, 2020

If he was put in charge of the " tracker" predictions he could cause absolute panic amongst some on here.

Gabbafella · Dec 15, 2020

Maybe he got the numbers round the wrong way and we're actually going to drop 19 points.

Dorset Seagull · Dec 15, 2020

Probably get better predictions from Boatymcboatface than the Captain

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 15, 2020

essbee1 said:
Let's hope he steers a bloody boat better than he predicts football matches. The man's an idiot

He's certainly no Captain Sensible

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