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Biscuit

Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,220
Brighton
Just spotted Sinead O'Connor bird-watching.

I asked how she was getting on.

She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".
 








DavidinSouthampton

DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,582
Is it PotG? said:
Shirley it would have been Prince?
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It was “just seen”. Prince is no longer with us. Sinead O’Connor is quite justifiable as someone being identified with the song.
 


Dick Swiveller

Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,155
Biscuit said:
Just spotted Sinead O'Connor bird-watching.

I asked how she was getting on.

She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".
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Was it an all day and night session as owls are nocturnal and jays not so much? Probably needs to up her recognition skills as seeing just that combination of birds seems unlikely - a fair bit of faulty recognition skills at play. I reckon she was just trying to make a pun based on one of her songs and didn't, in point of fact, actually see the species mentioned. Fake News.
 




jonnyrovers

jonnyrovers

mostly tinpot
Aug 13, 2013
1,181
Shoreham-by-Sea
Dick Swiveller said:
Was it an all day and night session as owls are nocturnal and jays not so much? Probably needs to up her recognition skills as seeing just that combination of birds seems unlikely - a fair bit of faulty recognition skills at play. I reckon she was just trying to make a pun based on one of her songs and didn't, in point of fact, actually see the species mentioned. Fake News.
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I regularly watch a barn owl patrolling the field out the back in broad daylight. Your hypothesis is flawed sir.
 








Mr Bridger

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,440
Earth
Since we're on the subject of wildlife, I had to call the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
 








Mr Bridger

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,440
Earth
jonnyrovers said:
Good point. O'Connor is a charlatan.
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I thought she had a skinhead? Which one is she?

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BNthree

BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,879
WeHo
It's quite common to see jays in autumn. They like gathering acorns. Though that is an impressive number of owls to see.
 


Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,877
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Biscuit said:
Just spotted Sinead O'Connor bird-watching.

I asked how she was getting on.

She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".
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You have a strange hobby. Watching people bird-watching.
 




LlcoolJ

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Mr Bridger said:
Since we're on the subject of wildlife, I had to call the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
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The old ones are always the best.
 






Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,532
Nothing compares twitter-woo.
 






M

METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,059
jonnyrovers said:
I regularly watch a barn owl patrolling the field out the back in broad daylight. Your hypothesis is flawed sir.
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We have a tame owl who often comes in for a a game of 8 ball pool. Sadly he's a bit wooly on the rules so when I accidentally potted the White ball he asked is that two hits to who? :)
 


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