[Football] Grabbing the genitals of an opponent

Change at Barnham

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Aug 6, 2011

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Bognor Regis

• Nov 22, 2020

• #1

How many matches do you get suspended for that?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/22/darnell-fisher-faces-fa-investigation-for-touching-callum-patersons-genitals

 

Frutos

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Northumberland

• Nov 22, 2020

• #2

Bet he felt a right prick afterwards.

 

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worthingseagull123

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• Nov 22, 2020

• #3

It is sexual assualt isn’t it.

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Nov 22, 2020

• #4

More cock 'n' balls from the Guardian.

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

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North North East from the AMEX

• Nov 22, 2020

• #5

Plenty of experts on NSC could advise you.

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

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Living In a Box

• Nov 22, 2020

• #6

Vinny got away with it against Gazza

 

Superphil

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In a pile of football shirts

• Nov 22, 2020

• #7

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Newhaven

• Nov 22, 2020

• #8

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I’m surprised this didn’t appear before post #7

 

swindonseagull

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Aug 6, 2003

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Swindon, but used to be Manila

• Nov 22, 2020

• #9

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Bob!

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Nov 22, 2020

• #10

Change at Barnham said:

How many matches do you get suspended for that?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/22/darnell-fisher-faces-fa-investigation-for-touching-callum-patersons-genitals

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You get to be President of the USA don't you?

 

jessiejames

Never late in a V8

Jan 20, 2009

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• Nov 22, 2020

• #11

If he gets the ball first, no foul, so no suspension.

 

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Hampster Gull

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Dec 22, 2010

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• Nov 22, 2020

• #12

This could all get a bit messy

 

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Billy the Fish

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Haywards Heath

• Nov 22, 2020

• #13

worthingseagull123 said:

It is sexual assualt isn’t it.

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Only if they both get an erection

 

Mr Banana

Tedious chump

Aug 8, 2005

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Standing in the way of control

• Nov 22, 2020

• #14

I ended up doing some post-match interviewing stuff for this, they were fun. Pulis claimed he wasn't aware of any incident but then predicted that Fisher would get hammered on social media in a way that very much suggested he had looked at, or at least been alerted to, the reaction. PNE's scorer then did the same but called him a "good ball player."

Dean Windass's son, Josh, was sent off after 17 minutes. Windass was accused of a genital grab twice in a game at Cheltenham in 2006. He also did it - or at least feigned to do it - while waiting for a corner with Gazza when Bratfud played Middlesbrough in 1999. So that's nice.

 

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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003

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Uffern

• Nov 23, 2020

• #15

Joe Marler got a 10-week ban for grabbing AWJ's