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    What a load of bolleux why donít they just give you a £95 voucher to spend as you want.

    Seriously who is going to sit in front of the pc pretending to have fun alone ?
    Ah fukk. My heart sank at the idea of a zoom crimbo party. I think this silly box idea is lined up for me and that makes it even sadder. It was introduced as a hamper which I was gonna divert to someone else anyway - still will.

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      How are you going to get off with Sarah from accounts?
      "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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      I would schedule a terrorist alarm practice for your home office at the same time as the virtual party.
      This will require you to walk at least a mile from from home, then stand around for at least 30 minutes while numbers are checked, then a slow walk back.
      You will of course need to leave your laptop in the home office due to the need to exit the premises quickly, so your work colleagues will have a constant view of a wall while you are away from the home office.

      This will be more fun than the virtual party even if its raining and/or freezing.
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      Each zoom party participant should be issued with a selection of drinks. Major prize for the first lightweight to hit the port and call the big boss a **** for running the business wrong all along
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      I would schedule a terrorist alarm practice for your home office at the same time as the virtual party.
      This will require you to walk at least a mile from from home, then stand around for at least 30 minutes while numbers are checked, then a slow walk back.
      You will of course need to leave your laptop in the home office due to the need to exit the premises quickly, so your work colleagues will have a constant view of a wall while you are away from the home office.

      This will be more fun than the virtual party even if its raining and/or freezing.
      Easier to just have a 'power cut' or loss of WiFi via the OFF button
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      We've got a virtual Christmas Jumper Day - WTF ?? Can't stand the normal one so won't be participating in a virtual one !
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      How will the women photocopy their boobs ?
      Getting them out on the webcam for the virtual office party is the new normal
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      We had a virtual escape room organised for us a few weeks ago.

      We had to get across Europe by answering questions about each country on route and then carrying out silly tasks for extra points. I hate these organised work fun things at the best of times, but this was actually quite enjoyable and the hour passed quickly.
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      But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
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      Zoom?

      "Name the owner of the genitalia!"

      Bear with me......

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