[Help] Favourite condom?

herecomesaregular

We're in the pipe, 5 by 5

Oct 27, 2008

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Still in Brighton

• Nov 20, 2020

• #1

Hate the things, never got on with them and managed years without them. Got a few Durex Thin Feel (red) to get through still as they were on discount bulk buy (like a bargain me and can't waste them). Any recommendations? She hates them, aswell, so we've had a few near misses/morning after pill recently. The Pill doesn't suit her unfortunately. There must be a comfy condom out there somewhere shirley? What's your favourite Jonny?

 

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darkwolf666

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Nov 8, 2015

7,576

Sittingbourne, Kent

• Nov 20, 2020

• #2

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

 

KZNSeagull

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Wolsingham, County Durham

• Nov 20, 2020

• #3

Jonny Cum Lately

 

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SockMonster

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• Nov 20, 2020

• #4

darkwolf666 said:

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

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I've never heard of that make.

 

Papak

Not an NSC licker...

Jul 11, 2003

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Horsham

• Nov 20, 2020

• #5

I presume you have considered the obvious answer regarding near-misses etc.?

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Nov 20, 2020

• #6

SockMonster said:

I've never heard of that make.

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It's not the brand name, it's the instructions on the back of the pack

Ba dum tish

 

herecomesaregular

We're in the pipe, 5 by 5

Oct 27, 2008

4,217

Still in Brighton

• Nov 20, 2020

• Thread starter
• #7

darkwolf666 said:

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

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I thought NSC was our mumsnet?

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Nov 20, 2020

• #8

I like this one in Singapore, personally.

 

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redoubtable seagull

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Oct 27, 2004

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• #9

Snip snip ...

 

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead

Nov 10, 2003

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Worthing

• Nov 20, 2020

• #10

I’ve never liked using them as I hate the smell of burning rubber !

 

Is it PotG?

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Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

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Theatre of Trees

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TQ2905

• Nov 20, 2020

• #12

How about an historical one made out of sheep's intestines?

 

El Presidente

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Nov 20, 2020

• #13

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

 

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BluesRockDJ

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• Nov 20, 2020

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Put your head above the parapet, why don't you !!

 

Super Steve Earle

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• Nov 20, 2020

• #15

I well remember a customer who was selling a new line of condoms back in the early 90's. The brand was Jiffy and the merchandising had the strap line 'Cum in a Jiffy'.

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Nov 20, 2020

• #16

El Presidente said:

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

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Is that an opening ice breaker speech from your lecture circuit

 

schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018

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Mid mid mid Sussex

• Nov 20, 2020

• #17

El Presidente said:

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

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The cheese I sort of get, but the onion...?

 

jakarta

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May 25, 2007

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Sullington

• Nov 20, 2020

• #18

Not for me Clive.

Bareback is the way to go...

 

Blue3

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Lancing

• Nov 20, 2020

• #19

:d:d

mustafa said:

if it doesn't sit comfortably, you might want to try a size down?

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:d:d

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Nov 20, 2020

• #20

jakarta said:

Bareback is the way to go...

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But take care not to fall off the horse.