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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,715
West west west Sussex
Brighton SeaLife centre has an offer of entry for 1p.
The terms and conditions state it's only available to those camping or dressed as a dolphin.





So for all in tents and porpoises it's free.
















Shameless stolen from wittertainment.
 




maltaseagull

maltaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2009
13,001
Zabbar- Malta
Surely the Ts and Cs should state dressed as a Porpoise and not a Dolphin?
 






WATFORD zero

WATFORD zero

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 10, 2003
25,844
Stat Brother said:
Brighton SeaLife centre has an offer of entry for 1p.
The terms and conditions state it's only available to those camping or dressed as a dolphin.





So for all in tents and porpoises it's free.
















Shameless stolen from wittertainment.
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Shirley the cost of a contactless payment means this is never going to work profitably ???
 




M

METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,073
Last time I went there it was rubbish and demanded a refund. It cost me six squid to get in and it wasn't fit for porpoise!
 




Is it PotG?

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,344
Sussex by the Sea
You take your tent on a trip to an aquatic wonderland?

What with searches and social distancing (it's not even essential) the experience of carrying a tent, continually bumping in to idiots dressed as marine mammals does not appeal one bit.

Yurtaking the p1ss.
 




hart's shirt

hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,189
Kitbag in Dubai
Even with the slightly bizarre fancy dress requirements, it's an excellent offer.

If people are going to blubber about it, they should go elsewhere.
 




B

Bodian

Well-known member
May 3, 2012
11,825
Cumbria
Is it PotG? said:
You take your tent on a trip to an aquatic wonderland?

What with searches and social distancing (it's not even essential) the experience of carrying a tent, continually bumping in to idiots dressed as marine mammals does not appeal one bit.

Yurtaking the p1ss.
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Not only do you need to take your tent, apparently you need to be in it. How would you see your way around - unless you cut a hole in the top and treat it like a poncho. But then the rain will come in...
 






DavidinSouthampton

DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
16,589
Porpoises are not dolphins, so the staff at the Sea Life Centre might need training in telling the difference if Porpoises are going to go down the fraud route.
 








neilbard

neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
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Coldeanseagull

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,784
Coldean
Is it PotG? said:
You take your tent on a trip to an aquatic wonderland?

What with searches and social distancing (it's not even essential) the experience of carrying a tent, continually bumping in to idiots dressed as marine mammals does not appeal one bit.

Yurtaking the p1ss.
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He's a sea scout???
 






Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,572
Stat Brother said:
Brighton SeaLife centre has an offer of entry for 1p.
The terms and conditions state it's only available to those camping or dressed as a dolphin.





So for all in tents and porpoises it's free.
















Shameless stolen from wittertainment.
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Shouldn't you be asking admin before you advertise ? You can't get it for NoFIN
 


Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,882
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I designed the gardens which lead down the steps at the Brighton Sea Life Centre. That was 35 years' ago. No joke!
 


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