[Food] Dunking or flatulence, your choice.

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Oct 29, 2020

• #1

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Although you might enjoy dunking them in your brew now, you may be surprised to learn that digestive*biscuits*were actually invented to help aid digestion and keep flatulence at bay.

Well I never that explains a lot





https://www.ladbible.com/news/food-digestives-were-originally-invented-to-curb-flatulence-20201029

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

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• Oct 29, 2020

• #2

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013

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Herts

• Oct 29, 2020

• #3

I enjoy farting (not only, but especially, in bed) too much to ever eat another digestive.

I'm told I'm a joy to live with.

 

Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Oct 29, 2020

• #4

I can disprove this theory.

 

Dick Knights Mumm

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Jul 5, 2003

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Hither and Thither

• Oct 29, 2020

• #5

Wrong-Direction said:

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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Dark Chocolate.

 

bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003

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Dubai

• Oct 29, 2020

• #6

Dick Knights Mumm said:

Dark Chocolate.

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Exactly. Milk chocolate is not even worth considering.


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Worried Man Blues

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Feb 28, 2009

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Swansea

• Oct 29, 2020

• #7

You're not supposed to eat them!

 

Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012

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• Oct 29, 2020

• #8

They're suppositories?

 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009

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Zabbar- Malta

• Oct 29, 2020

• #9

Wrong-Direction said:

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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They are great but I love these:

 

Questions

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Oct 18, 2006

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Worthing

• Oct 29, 2020

• #10

Goldstone1976 said:

I enjoy farting (not only, but especially, in bed) too much to ever eat another digestive.

I'm told I'm a joy to live with.

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Why do people laugh hysterically when they break wind and it’s pungent and within seconds everyone reels away with horror.

I mean what is in your own farts that’s different than everyone else’s.