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Stat Brother

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... an oil tanker has been seized by pirates.

They are approximately 15 miles from the SBS's headquarters.
It's tough to imagine this ending well for Pugwash and his merry men.
 




Hugo Rune

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Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.
 


Stat Brother

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Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.

If you think I'm going to let the truth get in the way of:-

'Pirates off the Isle Of Wight'


You are very much mistaken.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
 










zefarelly

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If you think I'm going to let the truth get in the way of:-

'Pirates off the Isle Of Wight'


You are very much mistaken.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

It's won elections . . .good work :rolleyes: Pirates of Penzance was pants, by comparisson. The best Brighton can conjure is Athena B!
 


vegster

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May 5, 2008
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... an oil tanker has been seized by pirates.

They are approximately 15 miles from the SBS's headquarters.
It's tough to imagine this ending well for Pugwash and his merry men.

Have " The Smokers " struck again ?
 








vegster

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Leave it to the Senior Service. The SBS stormed the tanker and 7 stowaways have been arrested.

Senior Service ? On a tanker ? that must be breaking fire regs shirley ?
 






Stat Brother

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The Clamp

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Er......A couple of illegal immigrants have been found, no?

Lawyers representing the vessel's owners said the incident was "100% not a hijacking" despite reports.

Reports now indicate it was an attempted hijacking.
 






vegster

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Reports now indicate it was an attempted hijacking.

So, it was " The Smokers " ! crazy loons, that's why we ended up with Senior Service on the tanker.
 


Stat Brother

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I reckon that was a 9 minute game of hide and seek. I bet the suspects shat themselves.

I'm already excited for the film adaptation.
 






The Clamp

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I reckon that was a 9 minute game of hide and seek. I bet the suspects shat themselves.

Probably not even hide and seek. They would have known where they were. Just a case of kicking in some doors.
What were the hijackers thinking? ****ing chancers.
I love a good special forces storming.
 




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