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Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,876
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.
 




Notters

Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,869
Guiseley
I hope it's not a long walk, they would surely disintegrate. Perhaps that explains, though, why he needs a lot of fish shoes?
 


pasty

pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,264
West, West, West Sussex
Obviously buying the wrong fish. To walk properly he needs to plaice one foot in front of the other.
 


BadFish

BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,102
Jack Straw said:
Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.
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Maybe he's just angling for a new pair of shoes?

Not surprised he has to visit the supermarket so often though, they wouldn't stand up to much wear and tear ... he needs a better sole.
 








schmunk

schmunk

"Members"
Jan 19, 2018
9,488
Mid mid mid Sussex
Is it PotG? said:
I hake these sort of jokes.

Gutting would be a lot simpler with a proper knife, a pocket knife will make the job much harder.
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BadFish

BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,102
If you were any kind of friend you would have suggested that he tries a couple of skates.

Much quicker.
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,188
Arundel
Jack Straw said:
Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.
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Would he not be better to use Pollock which is more sustainable?
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,143
Jack Straw said:
Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.
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There but for the brace of cod
 


























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