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[Albion] Mario Balotelli







zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
21,811
Sussex, by the sea
As I posted on the other thread earlier . . .

There is a clause in the NDP

If you're 6'3" built like a brick shit house and can leave Zaha in tears witrhout getting sent off, you're exempt.

I'm warning up the Cortina to go and collect him.

IQ of 30 is enough for a striker.
 


schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018
9,496
Mid mid mid Sussex
For those worrying about our "seven"...

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What could go wrong...?
 










PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
18,704
Hurst Green






B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,171
Shoreham Beaaaach
Loved his "why always me?" t shirt.

Noone ever told him "because you're a dick"
 












Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,964
Living In a Box
Purely for the fun factor a yes from me
 






Binney on acid

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Nov 30, 2003
2,490
Shoreham
Balotelli has the potential to make Gascoigne look about as dull as Jacob Rees-Mogg. I'm convinced that he'd add personality to the dressing room and on the pitch, for a few cameo appearances between suspensions.
 










LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Football is supposed to be an entertainment industry and for that reason, I absolutely love Balotelli. If even half of those stories about him in Manchester are true (and I know for a fact that some are) then he is a total legend.

He's batshit mental, obviously, but also a bloody good player (people forget that his unselfish pass to Aguero won City the title). Bet the wages wouldn't be too steep, Potter world probably be the best manager for him, he doesn't fail the NDP because he's just completely insane, not a dickhead and (most importantly) just to see him playing in a Brighton shirt would be a total joy.

30 years old and has screwed up a lot of his career but he's really, really good underneath that. We could get his best years with the correct management. Not that I'm saying that he's grown up as I doubt that, but who am I to talk....

Yes, it would probably be a disaster, but I AM IN (with a capital IN).

https://youtu.be/i-tagn3lB3I

He did drive around Moss Side handing out cash..... Plus the Father Christmas story was true.

Sing him up Tony. It would be superb!!!
 


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