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AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,823
Ruislip
Breaking news....

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,





















TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied
 






Is it PotG?

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,369
Sussex by the Sea
How would she know that Donald was the sauce?

She may have encountered many contagious folk recently, her keeper being one.

Can elephants actually get this virus?
 


The Large One

The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Coronavirus is not known to be contagious amongst pachyderms, not is it known for them to be carriers. Indeed, is the test the same as for humans?

There is also the concern that, as perverted and twisted as he might be, any recent proximity between Nellie and Trump is highly dubious. It's possible he grabbed her during this sexual assault, and later bragged about it, but the likelihood of POTUS45 coming off worse is high.

If she is in proximity to humans, does she know Trump was the only source? We know he is spending his time de-uncovidising the White House at present, but is that where Nellie would have caught it?

Bit too much ambiguity for her to make a definitive assumption there.

Oh, and a f*cking talking elephant? Jesus...
 


Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,592
To give you the TRUNKATED version of my thoughts and will to take you to TUSK on this.

IVORYeal suspicion it's a tall TAIL.
 








LlcoolJ

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Hopefully she shat all over the orange halfwit like that elephant on Blue Peter.

Best of luck to her. Pretty sure a large pachyderm has a better chance of surviving the virus than an obese, amphetamine addled septuagenarian.

Fingers crossed.
 




thedonkeycentrehalf

thedonkeycentrehalf

Retired
Jul 7, 2003
8,630
Blue3 said:
The Large One said:
. is the test the same as for humans?

Imagine the length of the nasal swab if it were
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Swab team ready?
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neilbard

neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
 




neilbard

neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
Donald: "Our country needs to build roads, bridges..."
Hillary: "Well maybe if you paid your income taxes we could." #debate :lolol:
 




hart's shirt

hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,196
Kitbag in Dubai
AmexRuislip said:
Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied
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Disney is considering making a live action movie of this.

The working title is Dumbo and Dumber.


But it's still possible that the European Council are in some way responsible for Nelly's affliction.

Suspicion rests on former president Donald Tusk.
 




G

Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,854
AmexRuislip said:
Breaking news....

Nelly the Elephant has tested positive for Coronavirus.
When asked where she got it from,





















TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP she replied
Click to expand...

Can many elephants understand and speak English? ???
 






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