[Albion] Audacious Tactic

super-seagulls · Sep 25, 2020

Or how about the club dress two people up like police officers, steal a police car, then pull over the Utd team bus en-route to the Amex, about 40 mins away, ask the driver to step off, and swap the drivers can of Carabao for an exact replica, but with laxative added. Making sure the same amount is in.
The phoney police can then apologies and let them on their way.
Then when the driver pulls into the Amex, he charges for the away dressing room, nearly makes his destination of the toilet but just short of his target the pressure gets too much and he bursts all over the cubicle.
Ole and the team will Enter the dressing room shortly afterwards and see the devastation left, it will mess their minds up and throw them off their game completely.
C’ moon Greyham If you’re reading this you know it’s worth a punt!

zefarelly · Sep 25, 2020

dejavuatbtn said:
Ain’t it great that we don’t manage the team.

Yes, It would be like Homers car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw9gaEiQAxY

Bakero · Sep 25, 2020

Stat Brother said:
Only one small problem:-

Utd have no idea about The Albion, let alone Lamptey.

I imagine their plan is to hope Fernandes has a good game.

Birdie Boy · Sep 25, 2020

super-seagulls said:
Or how about the club dress two people up like police officers, steal a police car, then pull over the Utd team bus en-route to the Amex, about 40 mins away, ask the driver to step off, and swap the drivers can of Carabao for an exact replica, but with laxative added. Making sure the same amount is in.
The phoney police can then apologies and let them on their way.
Then when the driver pulls into the Amex, he charges for the away dressing room, nearly makes his destination of the toilet but just short of his target the pressure gets too much and he bursts all over the cubicle.
Ole and the team will Enter the dressing room shortly afterwards and see the devastation left, it will mess their minds up and throw them off their game completely.
C’ moon Greyham If you’re reading this you know it’s worth a punt!

The result didn't go well the last time we did this...

super-seagulls · Sep 25, 2020

Birdie Boy said:
The result didn't go well the last time we did this...

Hmmn..... so what is your audacious tactic?
Also that was against a club used to shit dressing rooms!

Thunder Bolt · Sep 25, 2020

Munkfish said:
This happens in Baseball, People send out a false pitcher for the opening pitches then bring him off. However Why the hell would you do this to Veltman, insulting.

Obviously starting on the sauce early with the pubs shutting at 10 tonight.

I could be wrong but I don't think the pubs are on a curfew in New South Wales.

essbee1 · Sep 25, 2020

Come on Greyham, do the right thing. Veltman on for 2 mins, off after 5. Bring Lamptey on and then sub
after 30. That should confuse the sh*t out of them.

schmunk · Sep 25, 2020

Graimm should name a squad with NO CENTRE BACKS. That'll flummox them.

zefarelly · Sep 25, 2020

Bakero said:
I imagine their plan is to hope Fernandes has a good game.

If the last meeting was anything to go by, our best hope is he gets stretchered off after tripping over a blade of grass 27s after kick off.

British Bulldog · Sep 25, 2020

How about we start the U16's? after 5 mins complain we got confused and send out the U18's? 10 mins later send out the U23's? After half time we can send the Women out? give it until they realise and then the Men can come on at 60 mins? Just on 90 mins we can parachute Lamptey in from the top of the West Stand?

brighton_tom · Sep 25, 2020

But in that scenario wouldnt bringing Lamptey on after 2 minutes just present them with a situation they'd been training for all week, expecting Lamptey to play? The bewilderment would last about 5 seconds.

CaptainDaveUK · Sep 25, 2020

I think we just play our best line up and carry on where we left off last Sunday. Let’s face it we’ve got a great squad and moral is high, we could have quite easily drawn or even won against Chelsea. I see no reason why we can’t give United more of the same. Lamptey is the least of their worries right now.

LlcoolJ · Sep 25, 2020

"It's something to do with Turnips isn't it Baldrick?"

Horsham Gull · Sep 25, 2020

Glad Graham is the manager and not you

Icy Gull · Sep 25, 2020

zefarelly said:
Fridat Brekkie bevvies . . . . a new kind of thread. Mushroom tea ?

Or wandering around Stanmer Park area picking the magic mushrooms

Coldeanseagull · Sep 25, 2020

Icy Gull said:
Or wandering around Stanmer Park area picking the magic mushrooms

There's mushrooms?

zefarelly · Sep 25, 2020

Icy Gull said:
Or wandering around Stanmer Park area picking the magic mushrooms

More of a Spithandle lane man myself . . .west sussex 'shrooms'

TBH I have absolutely no recollection of the finer detail, and I didn't inhale Obvs!

Birdie Boy · Sep 26, 2020

If they stick 2 men on Lamptey when he goes forward, that will mean we have a spare man somewhere. Sounds good to me.

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