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[Football] Jurgen Disses CPFC Changing Rooms



Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
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Living In a Box
Was just asked were the Lincoln changing rooms the smallest he had ever used and the answer was an emphatic no, Crystal Palace changing room is smaller.

Good man
 






Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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And there was a hefty amount of shit on the floor

Which reminds me, Palace come in from training one morning to find an enormous steaming VINCE on the floor of the changing rooms. "Right" says Hodgson, "who's shit on the floor?"

Benteke pipes up "me boss, but I'm ok in the air"

Ba. Dum. Tish.
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,226
Got to take Jurgen’s opinion highly as he’s the current best in the world. Really high praise for us and know his stuff.
 






HAILSHAM SEAGULL

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Nov 9, 2009
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Liam Bridcutt playing for Lincoln
 


Lethargic

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Oct 11, 2006
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Horsham
Having been in the away changing room at that dump of a ground I completely agree and the corridor to the "tunnel" is just wow. Reminded me of a 1970s working mens club.

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seagully

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Jun 30, 2006
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Which reminds me, Palace come in from training one morning to find an enormous steaming VINCE on the floor of the changing rooms. "Right" says Hodgson, "who's shit on the floor?"

Benteke pipes up "me boss, but I'm ok in the air"

Ba. Dum. Tish.

That joke is so old it was Alex Ferguson and Dwight Yorke the first time I heard it. Still a classic though
 




Scappa

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Jul 5, 2017
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They'll have the bestest, most amazing changing rooms in the league once their new mega stand is completed. Must be ready soon.


Any day now.


:tumble:
 








Sirnormangall

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Sep 21, 2017
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Which reminds me, Palace come in from training one morning to find an enormous steaming VINCE on the floor of the changing rooms. "Right" says Hodgson, "who's shit on the floor?"

Benteke pipes up "me boss, but I'm ok in the air"

Ba. Dum. Tish.

Fake news - he’s sh1t in the air too
 




Lethargic

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Oct 11, 2006
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Horsham
Any news on the new £100m main stand?

It was several years away so no building work but there was a big pile of money in the corner with a fence around it and a 1:32 scale model made out of twiglets.

I should image the old changing rooms are no longer used and the new one online.
 




Weststander

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It was several years away so no building work but there was a big pile of money in the corner with a fence around it and a 1:32 scale model made out of twiglets.

I should image the old changing rooms are no longer used and the new one online.

At least the architect’s made a tidy profit. Nice drawings.
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,226
Do they still shit on the floor in changing rooms? Then let the press run a false story blaming the opposition despite them knowing full well it was them? Classless doesn’t even sum that franchise cheating excuse of a ‘club’ up...
 




Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
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Yeah, but they really like their 'old school' stadium.

The sad thing is, had Beaky not got so carried away with his vanity project, they might have made significant progress with something more practical by now.
 





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