[Albion] Andi Zeqiri (Now Signed)

phoenix · Sep 22, 2020

Being as i was on about shit Swiss jokes. Perhaps i should stop being a wind-up merchant.

sod it i've given up !

maltaseagull · Sep 22, 2020

Megazone said:
As the great philosopher and legendary centre forward Glenn Murray once said- "It doesn't matter what league you are in, the goal posts don't move"

Fair comment but in the clip, neither did many of the defenders :lol:

Saladpack Seagull · Sep 22, 2020

WhingForPresident said:
He looks good from the YouTube vid but he is scoring goals against a bunch of farmers.

Our opponents in the Boer Wars were a bunch of farmers - tough b**t**ds, though admittedly more accurate with Mauser rifles than with their football boots! :guns:

highflyer · Sep 22, 2020

God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

Megazone · Sep 22, 2020

maltaseagull said:
Fair comment but in the clip, neither did many of the defenders

The defenders were just completely startled by him. I can spot this as I have this same effect on people all the time.

S'hampton Seagull · Sep 22, 2020

highflyer said:
God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

I guess not, in a minute I'm going to go emmental at him.

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Barnet Seagull · Sep 22, 2020

highflyer said:
God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

ThatZ urich coming from you

moggy · Sep 22, 2020

Barnet Seagull said:
ThatZ urich coming from you

Geeeeez
I’d have thought these puns would’ve BERNEd out by now!

Megazone · Sep 22, 2020

moggy said:
Geeeeez
I’d have thought these puns would’ve BERNEd out by now!

These puns are going to Senderos mad

BluesRockDJ · Sep 22, 2020

Why are the Kosovans bigging him up on Twitter ?

AmexRuislip · Sep 22, 2020

albionalex said:
Impressive scoring record.

Yeh, he was last season's joint top scorer in the Toblerone Swiss Army Knife cup competition :facepalm:

vagabond · Sep 22, 2020

The mods may close this thread if you lot don’t behave.

Watch out lads.

albionalex · Sep 22, 2020

AmexRuislip said:
Yeh, he was last season's joint top scorer in the Toblerone Swiss Army Knife cup competition

Has 9 in 9 for Switzerland U21's, including a brace against France U21's. In that same game, Odsonne Edouard scored who is valued at 30 million.

rogersix · Sep 22, 2020

phoenix said:
Can someone please tell me when these shit jokes have ceased. So i can enjoy the thread, thanks

[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]'s got to spend some of his vast profits from this site on a pun filter,

please :shootself

Stat Brother · Sep 22, 2020

rogersix said:
[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]'s got to spend some of his vast profits from this site on a pun filter,

please

This is crap playground nonsense that any halfwit can spew out.

Come back to me when you've lived through:-

Cold and wet weaver.

I've mainlined pure uncut pun, I'm impervious to this dross.

Blue Valkyrie · Sep 22, 2020

Yodel him up, Tony.

There's a #12 shirt waiting.

Paulie Gualtieri · Sep 22, 2020

Can we just all Rolex, I’m certain this has legs

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rogersix · Sep 23, 2020

Stat Brother said:
This is crap playground nonsense that any halfwit can spew out.

Come back to me when you've lived through:-

Cold and wet weaver.

I've mainlined pure uncut pun, I'm impervious to this dross.

if ever this shiz gets back to normal, where exactly do you sit? sw somewhere? but where precisely?

i want to rough you up,

yes, in front of junior

Stat Brother · Sep 23, 2020

rogersix said:
if ever this shiz gets back to normal, where exactly do you sit? sw somewhere? but where precisely?

i want to rough you up,

yes, in front of junior

You can join the back of that queue.

Although there won't be much left as I've never yet met a person who couldn't duff me up.

Justice · Sep 23, 2020

BluesRockDJ said:
Why are the Kosovans bigging him up on Twitter ?

They are very fondue of him :facepalm:

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