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Baker lite

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Its starting to look like Bullshit now, mind you its not a patch on some of Johnson's previous mishaps, misdemeanours and cockups. The late night " technology lessons " from the blonde American "businesswoman " , the Carrigate Argument at midnight and the weekend bender in Italy while Foreign Secretary were all far less believable at first.

Shame, I expect you were on the edge of glory.


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Chicken Run

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Its starting to look like Bullshit now, mind you its not a patch on some of Johnson's previous mishaps, misdemeanours and cockups. The late night " technology lessons " from the blonde American "businesswoman " , the Carrigate Argument at midnight and the weekend bender in Italy while Foreign Secretary were all far less believable at first.

I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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Randy McNob

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Baker lite

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I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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I’m sure he’s devastated, he was on the vinegars and calling for nursey to bring the Kleenex..


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El Presidente

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vegster

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I’m sure he’s devastated, he was on the vinegars and calling for nursey to bring the Kleenex..


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You have a very strong fixation with ************ which you really should let go of, your poor knob must look like a Swan Vesta. Remember, don't judge others by your own standards.
 


Baker lite

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You have a very strong fixation with ************ which you really should let go of, your poor knob must look like a Swan Vesta. Remember, don't judge others by your own standards.

We’re all wankers,don’t say you’ve never had a good old Sincil? I’m a champions league level worm burper. Top tip,keep hands moisturised, change after 50 strokes and if struggling stick your index finger up your khyber,works every time.


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vegster

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I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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I'm not disappointed in the slightest, it is Johnson we are talking about here, he's going to **** something up again pretty soon and there is going to have to be much better "Whataboutary " than I can come up with from the usual media suspects having to cover for their man. As El Pres has posted, Perugia and its famous Russian host has been a magnet for comrade Johnson over the years so although probably fake this time he has previous.
 




vegster

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Baker lite

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Hey, Johnson defenders! Let me make this easy for you. You're now needing to desperately justify Boris Johnson undertaking a quite egregious breaking of the rules for no apparently good reason. To help you out, I'm generously going to give you a handy multiple choice excuse generator. Please pick from one of the following;

1. "Yeah but Jeremy Corbyn was worse for reasons I can't actually explain but know he definitely would be."
2. "Yeah but Keir Starmer took a knee once so that makes this fine."
3. "It's perfectly fine as we know all babies have to be christened in this way."
4. *Non-specific segue into something entirely unrelated like the Lib Dems Brexit policy or Sadiq Khan or cycle lanes or something*

You're welcome!

This has aged well.


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