[Albion] Song for lamptey

albionfan37 · Sep 20, 2020

Lamp-teys electric
He’s in a family full of eccentrics
He does things we never expected
And we need more time

To she’s electric

Stat Brother · Sep 20, 2020

As is customary I still maintain someone more talented than myself can do something with this:-

La La Lamptey

Biscuit Barrel · Sep 20, 2020

He's just too good for you.

Swansman · Sep 20, 2020

Stat Brother said:
As is customary I still maintain someone more talented than myself can do something with this:-

La La Lamptey

If you start singing this I'm gonna go stalk Darren Potter instead

Wellesley · Sep 20, 2020

We've got Tariq,
He's got pace that's f***ing electric,
And I might be cufking dyslexic,
But he's sublime.

BN9 BHA · Sep 20, 2020

Wellesley said:
We've got Tariq,
He's got pace that's f***ing electric,
And I might be cufking dyslexic,
But he's sublime.

Winner.

Skaville · Sep 20, 2020

Amazing to think he’s been with us for 9 months, is fast becoming our best player and has played just a half in front of 2,500 fans

Eeyore · Sep 20, 2020

Lamptey's on fire, your defence, midfield, attack, manager, back room staff and fans are terrified.

Skaville · Sep 20, 2020

Nice and simple suggestion (we’re shit at anything else). Panic by The Smiths has that outro at the end “hang the DJ, hang the DJ”. Tariq Lamptey scans it perfectly.

If you wanted to pad it out a bit you could add

panic In defence in London
Panic on the pitch in Birmingham
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey

Repeat

EastWarren · Sep 20, 2020

Tariq Lamptey - "I Want To Break Free" (Queen)?

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peterward · Sep 20, 2020

albionfan37 said:
Lamp-teys electric
He’s in a family full of eccentrics
He does things we never expected
And we need more time

To she’s electric

This classic from 1981.

The Birdie Song

Da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

Ta-riq Lamp-tey

banjo · Sep 20, 2020

Lamptey runs down the wing for me.

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Sep 20, 2020

Say say
Two-thousand-zero-zero party over, oops he's sublime
So tonight I'm gonna party cos Tariq Lamptey's mine

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Sep 20, 2020

Cos Lampteyyyyyy
He'll do what he wants to do
You gotta live your life
Accept he's to good for you.

Guinness Boy · Sep 20, 2020

This thread is up there with "let's go inter-railing in January", "perhaps we could move back to sharing communion cups" and "how about Live Aid 3?" for likely to happen any time soon.

pasty · Sep 20, 2020

peterward said:
This classic from 1981.

The Birdie Song

Da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

Ta-riq Lamp-tey

Brilliant

Gazwag · Sep 20, 2020

Old school and simple

He's here
He's there
He's every ****ing where
Tariq Lampty
Tariq Lampty

schmunk · Sep 20, 2020

The Cure: Close To Me

We've waited years for this
Our right back is so quick
You'll wish you'd stayed asleep today
You'll think this game will never end
We never thought our right back could ever be
Tariq Lamptey

dingodan · Sep 20, 2020

(U can't touch this / MC Hammer)

na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
*Tar-Iq-Lamp-Tey

[Repeat]

*the "my my my my" bit

Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee · Sep 20, 2020

Oh Tariq Lamptey, you are the love of my life
Oh Tariq Lamptey, I’d let you shag my wife,
Oh Tariq Lamptey, I want a pencilled on moustache tooooooooo

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