[Football] Kurt Zuoma's zuomas

Whitley Bayster

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Jul 4, 2011

647

Whitley Bay Tyne and Wear

• Sep 15, 2020

• #1

Poor old Kurt took one fair and square from Lamptey last night. He was a bulleye in the Zuomas from a sweet strike from Tariq. He was down for ages and seemed to take a while to catch his breath! It's always bloody funny when its not you on the receiving end. No sure why that is but tickled me and my son so much last night but possibly as everytime we saw him afterwards he was moving a bit gingerly. He took one for his team alright!

 

smillie's garden

Am I evil?

Aug 11, 2003

2,605

• Sep 15, 2020

• #2

I said the same thing to myself when it happened: right in the Zuomas.

 

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NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015

8,586

• Sep 15, 2020

• #3

Whitley Bayster said:

Poor old Kurt took one fair and square from Lamptey last night. He was a bulleye in the Zuomas from a sweet strike from Tariq. He was down for ages and seemed to take a while to catch his breath! It's always bloody funny when its not you on the receiving end. No sure why that is but tickled me and my son so much last night but possibly as everytime we saw him afterwards he was moving a bit gingerly. He took one for his team alright!

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Is that what was inside his shorts

I thought maybe it was Maupay in his left pocket and Connolly in his right pocket

He was absolutely superb last night was Zouma.

Hadn't really watched him that closely before. Much better player than I previously gave him credit for.

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,508

Sussex by the Sea

• Sep 15, 2020

• #4

Will sound like Jimmy Somerville at the festive season karaoke.