Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
My first stab at one of these so please go gentle on me ....
Might align better to the older generation of NSC'ers
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDA diploma on the wall which gave his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my senior school class some 40-years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Longhill High School? "Yes. Yes I did. I was in Arundel House" he beamed with pride. "What year did you leave?" I asked. "In 1976. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, grey, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
Might align better to the older generation of NSC'ers
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDA diploma on the wall which gave his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my senior school class some 40-years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Longhill High School? "Yes. Yes I did. I was in Arundel House" he beamed with pride. "What year did you leave?" I asked. "In 1976. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, grey, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
