[Humour] Two Birds, One Stone

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull

Aug 27, 2011

8,544

Brighton

• Aug 9, 2020

• #1

This weekend the good people of the South East have had two problems-
1/ The heat.
2/ Illegal immigrants from France
I think I've come up with a solution. It's cooler up north.
The immigrants come across the channel because it's only 40 miles.
There are lots of Cruise Liners doing nothing at the moment so lets send them to Scotland and hook them up to the coast line. Then as one they could haul Great Britain north by around 75 miles.
Problems solved.

OK I'll leave now.

 

Wellesley

Well-known member

Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• Aug 9, 2020

• #2

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,611

On the Border

• Aug 9, 2020

• #3

I think the heat has got to the OP

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Aug 9, 2020

• #4

You could make Leeds the preferred destination.

They'd all be playing in the Premier League after a couple of weeks with Bielsa.

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Aug 9, 2020

• #5

I remember the good times said:

This weekend the good people of the South East have had two problems-
1/ The heat.
2/ Illegal immigrants from France
I think I've come up with a solution. It's cooler up north.
The immigrants come across the channel because it's only 40 miles.
There are lots of Cruise Liners doing nothing at the moment so lets send them to Scotland and hook them up to the coast line. Then as one they could haul Great Britain north by around 75 miles.
Problems solved.

OK I'll leave now.

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Lovely day for it

 

Worried Man Blues

Well-known member

Feb 28, 2009

6,615

Swansea

• Aug 9, 2020

• #6

Bottle Ali

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,795

• Aug 9, 2020

• #7

Wellesley said:

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banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Aug 9, 2020

• #8

Not worth two in a bush.