[Misc] O/T need a tree felling

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Worthing exile

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May 12, 2009

1,219

• Aug 8, 2020

• #1

Hi, need a big tree down in a back garden in Central Worthing. Need it chipped and taken away and trunk ground. Access to garden without going through house. Thinking there may be a suitably qualified/experienced fan out there in need of work in these difficult days.

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Aug 8, 2020

• #2

ArbTec 079413212239

01903 216362

Not a fan but done a good job of my trees

 

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Mayonaise

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May 25, 2014

2,114

Haywards Heath

• Aug 8, 2020

• #3

I have used Dan Holder Tree services who were very good

 

Chicken Run

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Jul 17, 2003

18,435

Valley of Hangleton

• Aug 8, 2020

• #4

Call Sussex Police and select option tree for the Special Branch

 

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knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010

12,965

• Aug 8, 2020

• #5

Friends with Carlos and had him cut down some trees.

https://www.checkatrade.com/trades/TreesUnderstood/

 

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theboybilly

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Apr 25, 2013

6,177

Along the Shoreham Road in er, Shoreham

• Aug 8, 2020

• #6

Chicken Run said:

Call Sussex Police and select option tree for the Special Branch

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Hope its not a Yewtree then

 

Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011

9,156

• Aug 8, 2020

• #7

Do it remotely so we can finally answer the age old question about it making a noise or not.

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

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The Fatherland

• Aug 8, 2020

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Two Irishmen went to the job centre to ask about jobs.

“Do you have any vacancies?” they asked.

“We need tree fellers” was the reply.

“That’s a shame; there’s only two of us”

 

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arewethereyet?

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Jul 19, 2011

753

Brighton

• Aug 8, 2020

• #9

Herr Tubthumper said:

Two Irishmen went to the job centre to ask about jobs.

“Do you have any vacancies?” they asked.

“We need tree fellers” was the reply.

“That’s a shame; there’s only two of us”

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Oh dear

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,802

Ruislip

• Aug 8, 2020

• #10

https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM

These lot are quite good

 

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• Aug 9, 2020

• #11

Chicken Run said:

Call Sussex Police and select option tree for the Special Branch

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I understand Olive will answer, she is quite poplar, she likes a good teak of her pear, oh yes you wood make her pine.

 

Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...

Mar 18, 2010

29,789

Hove

• Aug 9, 2020

• #12

Herr Tubthumper said:

Two Irishmen went to the job centre to ask about jobs.

“Do you have any vacancies?” they asked.

“We need tree fellers” was the reply.

“That’s a shame; there’s only two of us”

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It’s a joke that you can hear many many times and still chuckle.