[Misc] Did happen in Germany

Goldstone1976

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Herts

• Aug 7, 2020

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A boar makes off with a nudist's laptop in Berlin...



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53692475

Anyone seen [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] recently?

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Aug 7, 2020

• #2

Ham burglar

























Or even [MENTION=11350]LamieRobertson[/MENTION] having a day off in Shoreham

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Aug 7, 2020

• #3

Squeal piggy SQUEAL!

 

Bry Nylon

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Good to see Herr Tubthumper taking the trouble to log in whilst on holiday

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Bry Nylon said:

Good to see Herr Tubthumper taking the trouble to log in whilst on holiday

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Just a shame he got his man bag nicked by some thieving swine

 

Guinness Boy

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Literally the only middle aged German man not to wear socks and sandals.

 

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Machiavelli

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Fiveways

• Aug 7, 2020

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Tom Hark said:

Just a shame he got his man bag nicked by some thieving swine

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Beat me to it on the man bag front.

 

LamieRobertson

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Aug 7, 2020

• #8

AmexRuislip said:

Ham burglar

























Or even [MENTION=11350]LamieRobertson[/MENTION] having a day off in Shoreham

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A day off? Pffft

 

JC Footy Genius

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Deutsche Gammon 1 HT 0

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Aug 7, 2020

• #10

Goldstone1976 said:

A boar makes off with a nudist's laptop in Berlin...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53692475

Anyone seen [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] recently?

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Albion’s new away strip?

 

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Elbow750

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• Aug 7, 2020

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Why isn't this thread in the Bear Pit ??

 

OvingdeanSeagull

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Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Aug 7, 2020

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Phew. What a day. Relaxing by the lake and lost my leather tote and my MacBook Pro ....but thank heavens I saved my dignity.

 

jakarta

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Sullington

• Aug 7, 2020

• #14

I'm sorry but this thread is slightly boaring...

 

Beach Hut

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Living In a Box

• Aug 7, 2020

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I screamed for a policeman when I saw this, expected a much higher standard naturist club from Herr Tubthumper

 

Jack Straw

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Aug 7, 2020

• #16

Goldstone1976 said:

A boar makes off with a nudist's laptop in Berlin...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53692475

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What's the difference between a naked man chasing a boar, and a boar who's nicked a lap-top?
One's a cunning runt...

 

GT49er

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Credit to the bloke chasing the boar though. I wouldn't want to go anywhere near a confrontation with a wild boar with all my bits dangling unprotected.

 

Norman Potting

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• Aug 7, 2020

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Just knew that it was going to be this. Certainly made me chuckle.

 

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Early Doors

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• Aug 7, 2020

• #19

Goldstone1976 said:

A boar makes off with a nudist's laptop in Berlin...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53692475

Anyone seen [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] recently?

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But what are that couple laughing at?

 

Winker

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The Astral Planes, man...

• Aug 7, 2020

• #20

Early Doors said:

But what are that couple laughing at?

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Did he have a hard or a floppy?