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[Misc] Your epitaph
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Razzoo
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My Mrs. says that I have an aversion to completing anything in life and admittedly she has a point so her suggestion is
Here lies xxxxx xxxxx he finally completed something.
Here lies xxxxx xxxxx he finally completed something.
He was dying for a piss.
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Died peacefully in his sleep.
Was that it?
studio150
Well-known member
No grave stone or anything else formal.
I would just settle for when someone checks the Albion score after I've left this world, that from time to time, someone will say, I know someone who will be celebrating/angry with that result.
I would just settle for when someone checks the Albion score after I've left this world, that from time to time, someone will say, I know someone who will be celebrating/angry with that result.
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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If they're checking VAR to get into heaven I'm F*****
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
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Reminds me of one of my fav jokes by the late great Bob Monkhouse “I’d like to die peacefully In my sleep, like my father did. Not screaming with fear, like his passengers were...”
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Yep, he beat the entire world, past and future, to those immortal words. We’ll all have to settle for 2nd, 3rd etc best if we want to go down that route! Genius.
He was nowhere near the first. Plagiarism at its finest.
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
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Never knew that, who did Spike nick it off?
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
pasty
A different kind of pasty
OOPS fslhgs;djflghfd
I’m sure Elton will find the words when he has re-written Candle in the Wind for me.
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
Today, tomorrow, to die, to memories.
Seasidesage
New member
We hate Palace!
Can I have that on a tombstone?
Can I have that on a tombstone?
maltaseagull
Well-known member
Agreed.
We have arranged for our bodies to be donated for medical research.
(Glad i won't be around to see that!)
jakarta
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JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
I want to have my corpse fired out of a cannon, landing on the pitch at Selhurst Park in the middle of a game, putting everyone off their chips.
My epitaph can just be scrawled onto my forehead in sharpie.
My epitaph can just be scrawled onto my forehead in sharpie.
Funnily enough Tubby, his first effort has just arrived on the fax machine:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Between Brighton and Berlin
Never knowing who to cling to
When you couldn't get a table in Cin Cin
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your craft beer went off long before
My Stella ever did