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[Misc] Your epitaph



portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,081
Drawing on the collective wisdom of NSC sages, what do people stand for (actual, not desired!) in this world of blaggards, black hearts and broken moral compasses? What’s likely to end up on your headstone, a side from bird shit?

I try to make people laugh, it’s life’s best medicine by far in my experience. The instant retort from friends would be that I don’t but that’s because they know such British bravado requires an instant put down! Quite right too. But on balance, throughout my life, too many strangers as well as friends and family have said I make them laugh so I’ll take that as a hard won compliment rather than complaint and something nice that people will say after I’m gone hopefully :)

And you?
 






portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,081
Something similar to Spike Milligan's
"I told you I was ill". :lolol:

Yep, he beat the entire world, past and future, to those immortal words. We’ll all have to settle for 2nd, 3rd etc best if we want to go down that route! Genius.:lolol:
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,896
Don't want a headstone, don't even want a funeral. direct cremation scatter my ashes at sea and let my family spend the funeral money on something they want.
 


Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,710
Buried alive.
 




portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,081
Don't want a headstone, don't even want a funeral. direct cremation scatter my ashes at sea and let my family spend the funeral money on something they want.

Alright Captain Economy! How about in a eulogy, just indulge the idea for a moment...:bigwave:
 












vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
" Worked hard, got nowhere, achieved little, an unremarkable life"
 
















HantsSeagull

Well-known member
Aug 17, 2011
4,017
Caught in a Riptide
Somewhat not answering the question but Jack Lemmon's gravestone always amuses me............

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Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,587
'No, I didn't know him either'.
 


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