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[Albion] 4 Lifetime Debentures for sale



Arthur

Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
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Buxted Harbour
Tom Hark said:
Isn't that what a 1901 season ticket is tho? Isn't a a LIFETIME DEBENTURE something over and above that? Certainly sounds like it
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You have to pay to be a member of the club. It's £100 a season for 5 years OR £1000 for life. Once you own it you are able to sell it regardless of the length (either up to 5 years or life).

I guess the idea being if we become really successful and tickets became a real premium you can sell your debenture on at a profit. The reality is far from that though.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,385
Bry Nylon said:
I'll tell you where I'm at. I'll offer AlbionDeep ALL of the money. But I want SIX lifetime debentures.
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G'day mate! Interest ya in SIX lifetime debentures? Watch yer car?

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Herr Tubthumper

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
This is going well.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Chicken Run said:
Since when has g’day been in the scouse repertoire [emoji23][emoji23] errrrightmate I think
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Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that :shrug:
 








Chicken Run

Chicken Run

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Jul 17, 2003
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Valley of Hangleton
Tom Hark said:
Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that :shrug:
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Oh I get it now [emoji106]
 




Dick Head

Dick Head

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Barrow Boy said:
I've got to get my bloody eyes tested, I looked at the thread title quickly and thought it said 4 Lifetime Dentures for sale!

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I'd be up for that. Where do I sing?

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hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,232
Kitbag in Dubai
Barrow Boy said:
I've got to get my bloody eyes tested, I looked at the thread title quickly and thought it said 4 Lifetime Dentures for sale!

:mad:
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Anyone buying all 4 runs the risk of biting off more than they can chew.
 




O

Originunknown

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Aug 30, 2011
3,071
SUSSEX
Tom Hark said:
'4 Lifetime Debentures for sale'

Would you remind us what you actually GET for that, other than the right to watch the Albion live from a seat that is maybe a tiny wee bit nicer than every other nice seat in the stadium? Free cup of tea at half-time? Or is that just head-mental crazy talk?

I'm sure the corkscrew-haired Aussie super-salesman told us all that at the initial Amex choose-your-seat presentations. Tho I guess most of us just stuck our fingers in our ears and thought la-la-la at that point, based on the sound premise that if you have to wheel out a presumably World Class super-salesman to sell your product, then your product was probably a piece of shit to start with.

Timeshare anyone?
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I remember this chap, he was a fake tan tint of orange and was smoking after the presentation. Didn't come across well all things considered...
 


Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
Tom Hark said:
Would you remind us what you actually GET for that
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Piglet Pies made from Premium Ingredients (the Smoked Salmon and Caviar Pies are amazing, apparently), Special Harveys Ales, a Head and Shoulder Massage before and after the game, a parking space out the front, and you're allowed to bring in a flask full of bottle tops to every match.
 




The Maharajah of Sydney

The Maharajah of Sydney

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Jul 7, 2003
1,367
Sydney .
Tom Hark said:
Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that :shrug:
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I know him, quite a character, name's Ashley.
Got the market sewn up.
Over the years he and his company have done the marketing and selling of seats for about 8 new builds.
 




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