[Food] Pitch side dining at the Amex?

Herr Tubthumper

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As a way of bringing in some revenue, and giving some joy to football supporters, Ajax have a pop-up pitch side restaurant. Lowly Leyton Orient are doing similar.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12069792/restaurant-ajax-johan-cruyff-arena-pitch/

https://www.leytonorient.com/2020/06/23/book-your-table-at-the-os-pitchside-restaurant/

Could we have this at the AMEX?

I look forward to tucking into my pitch-side Prawn Cock-Dale Stephens, and Adam Webster-loin steak.

 

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Herr Tubthumper

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Maybe a pitch side Paul Barber-Q?

 

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Potter-ed shrimp?

 

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Herr Tubthumper said:

Maybe a pitch side Paul Barber-Q?

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Most BBQ chefs tend to BURN the meat

 

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I took my parents to one of these, when I went to get the bill, my Dad said don't worry son, let Maupay.

 

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I wonder if it would be considered propper to dunk your roll in the soup?

 

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End with Plum Duffy

 

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Ridiculous. What next, pitch side snooker, with tables set up all around the entire perimeter of the pitch; pétanque (or boules), pitch side shagging, pitch side stamp collecting...

 

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Palacefinder General said:

Ridiculous. What next, pitch side snooker, with tables set up all around the entire perimeter of the pitch; pétanque (or boules), pitch side shagging, pitch side stamp collecting...

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Do I get loyalty points for the pitchside shagging?

 

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I had visions of them doing it during a game...

 

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Cup of tea will do for me and some biscuits to Dunk.

I need Maupay for the posh food.

 

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For dessert I shall have poached Davy Pröp-pears.

 

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Sour Berna-dough bread?

 

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m@goo said:

I had visions of them doing it during a game...

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In the opponent’s goal mouth? Wouldn’t get too many interruptions I guess.

 

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Palacefinder General said:

Ridiculous. What next, pitch side snooker, with tables set up all around the entire perimeter of the pitch; pétanque (or boules), pitch side shagging, pitch side stamp collecting...

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I hear you, but I see this as more an opportunity for some shit puns than a genuine idea for a restaurant.

 

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papajaff said:

Cup of tea will do for me and some biscuits to Dunk.

I need Maupay for the posh food.

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Would that be a Stephen Alzat-tea?

 

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Potter-ed shrimp?

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Gra-Ham Hock

 

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Beef Welling-Tony Bloom.

 

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m@goo said:

I had visions of them doing it during a game...

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Username checks out.

 

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palacefinder general said:

ridiculous. What next, pitch side snooker, with tables set up all around the entire perimeter of the pitch; pétanque (or boules), pitch side shagging, pitch side stamp collecting...

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