[Albion] Hulk

Kosh

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Jul 14, 2003

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• Jul 30, 2020

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34, wants a PL chance...

What say you?

As I said elsewhere, obviously it’s a yes, I mean FFS, he’s called Hulk.

Ridicule me all you want, it’s going to happen... obviously the ridicule is going to happen BUT so is our sensational swoop.

Kosh

 

DarrenFreemansPerm

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Sep 28, 2010

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• Jul 30, 2020

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He was an absolute beast in his day, had he got anything left in the tank, hasn’t he been dossing about in China for a few years?

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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• Jul 30, 2020

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Will go well in our green kit

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Jul 30, 2020

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Like the Riquelme tip a few years ago, this is so terrible it's perfect.

Sign him up Barbs.

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Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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DarrenFreemansPerm said:

He was an absolute beast in his day, had he got anything left in the tank, hasn’t he been dossing about in China for a few years?

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He has indeed... but you know, this gives me the old del piero, Ronaldinho feeling again. It’s truly an elixir of dreamy potency.

 

Muzzman

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• Jul 30, 2020

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I would have thought he's more Bulk than Hulk now... although if we did get him in, shirt sales would likely pay his wages alone.

 

Weststander

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AmexRuislip said:

Will go well in our green kit

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He’d certainly liven up the Amex home dressing room.

 

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bhanutz

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Its got Palace written all over it....Probably pay him £200k a week too!

 

Kosh

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Kosh

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He’s still hulky.

I can imagine the commentary now: ...”propper, hulk, propper, hulk... goal!!”

Obviously other less ‘witty’ combinations are available.

 

ozzygull

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Oct 6, 2003

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• Jul 30, 2020

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Weststander said:

He’d certainly liven up the Amex home dressing room.

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Loved that show as a kid. That and the bionic man.

 

Weststander

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bhanutz said:

Its got Palace written all over it....Probably pay him £200k a week too!

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As a linebacker with fellow giant Benteke.

Clever thinking from the American co-owners, changing sports to Norwood Eagles.

 

Weststander

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ozzygull said:

Loved that show as a kid. That and the bionic man.

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Saturday early evening. After watching yet another Goldstone win for the stripes.

 

Kosh

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bhanutz said:

Its got Palace written all over it....Probably pay him £200k a week too!

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Yeah, them or West Ham.

Never-mind... still, you never know

 

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Buffalo Seagull

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His Wikipedia page makes interesting reading. He has been fined for assaulting stadium stewards, has created countless incidents of dressing room disharmony, and has just married his ex-wife’s niece!

 

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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https://youtu.be/HYZzzAlV19w

 

Weststander

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Buffalo Seagull said:

His Wikipedia page makes interesting reading. He has been fined for assaulting stadium stewards, has created countless incidents of dressing room disharmony, and has just married his ex-wife’s niece!

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From Norwich?

 

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blue-shifted

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Feb 20, 2004

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a galaxy far far away

• Jul 30, 2020

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Buffalo Seagull said:

His Wikipedia page makes interesting reading. He has been fined for assaulting stadium stewards, has created countless incidents of dressing room disharmony, and has just married his ex-wife’s niece!

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Like your style Hulk.

I wouldn't have fancied having to make the speech at that wedding

 

Bladders

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Jun 22, 2012

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• Jul 30, 2020

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I’m in!

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Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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Buffalo Seagull said:

His Wikipedia page makes interesting reading. He has been fined for assaulting stadium stewards, has created countless incidents of dressing room disharmony, and has just married his ex-wife’s niece!

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No dick heads policy veto required.

Lol.

Class.