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[Albion] Duffy is trending on Twitter
- Thread starter Wozza
- Start date
Just below naked attraction.......[emoji15][emoji15][emoji33]
Jim Van Winkle
Well-known member
Has he been spending time in Jordan again (the country, not the person - get your minds out of the gutter).
GT49er
Well-known member
link?
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- #5
Loving this NUFC fan (if you ignore Leeds being Leeds)
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'Brighton centre back - yeah you'll be fine'
It's like walking into a football player dealership:-
'I'd like 6'2 of Brighton centre back please'.
'Certainly sir, can I interest you in the 6 month warranty?'
'On a Brighton centre back, no that won't be necessary'.
'Ah you have a discerning eye,
perhaps I could interest you in the 'savecentre' deal'.
'Go on'.
'Well Sir buy 1 centre and get 1 centre half price, so I can offer you a BHA centre forward with 50% off'
'**** off'.
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'Brighton centre back - yeah you'll be fine'
It's like walking into a football player dealership:-
'I'd like 6'2 of Brighton centre back please'.
'Certainly sir, can I interest you in the 6 month warranty?'
'On a Brighton centre back, no that won't be necessary'.
'Ah you have a discerning eye,
perhaps I could interest you in the 'savecentre' deal'.
'Go on'.
'Well Sir buy 1 centre and get 1 centre half price, so I can offer you a BHA centre forward with 50% off'
'**** off'.
- Nov 11, 2009
- 11,347
I'd like to test drive this one, with the option to buy.
I'm sorry sir that one is one of our finest, whilst a test drive is possible, its not for sale.
But I'd like to buy it too.
Well sorry, you need to understand its already allocated, though I can arrange a test drive, if it helps you out, beats it sitting in the showroom.
Reluctantly accepts.
Wow, this is amazing, its the best ive seen in years, I have to have it, I want it, whatever it costs I want to drive away with it.
Yes we know, its a fine example, but we've had this conversation before haven't we, i told you then as I tell you now, its just not for sale sir.
But I want it, I will get it............
I'm sorry sir, there you're wrong, we've invested considerable time and money and its just not for sale.
Do you realise who you're talking to eh, do you now who the f**k I am. Don't think you get just how important I was when you were knee high to a grasshopper, Now hand it over Pal. If I say I want it, you're gonna hand it over, do you not get it.
Well I'm glad you enjoyed the test drive, like I said all along, its not for sale.
"security" ......yeah him over there, in the white and yellow shirt....... some kind of nutter, thinks he's some fearsome big shot, famous or something, maybe what 50 years ago.
HastingsSeagull
Well-known member
Huge lineup of sports cars from slightly niche British manufacturers, and then a Paramount Marauder "the current fleet manager utilises from time to time but isn't so in love with as a daily drive". Might be the one to sell at the right price so we can invest in a new speedboat or helicopter where we have less of a surplus.
Taybha
Whalewhine
I'm kind of glad i don't actually know what Trending on Twitter means , i guess it gives me more time to walk the whippet .
I mean TBH, if any Brighton footballer was going to end up on Naked Attraction, Duffy would be high on my list of potential ones...
Javeaseagull
Well-known member
- Feb 22, 2014
- 2,499
Hugely entertaining game for the neutral. 100 mph, loads of mistakes, great fun. I do like the championship but don’t want to go back any time soon. Hoping young Connelly gets a run out.
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 14,843
17 minutes into Shane’s Norwich debut
That God-botherer on here will be all over that camera angle...