[Albion] There’s a star man

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albionfan37

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Aug 14, 2014

4,154

What’s it called? Cumbernauld

• Jul 27, 2020

• #1

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

 

schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018

9,496

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Jul 27, 2020

• #2

The Lamptey Dance



is your chance to... errr... do the Lamp...?

 

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Hove / Παρος

Apr 7, 2006

6,540

Hove / Παρος

• Jul 27, 2020

• #3

To the tune of Humptey Dumptey...

Tariq Lamptey stood in the wall
Tariq Lamptey isn't that tall

Can't think of the rest!

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,496

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Jul 27, 2020

• #4

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;9437688 said:

To the tune of Humptey Dumptey...

Tariq Lamptey stood in the wall
Tariq Lamptey isn't that tall

Can't think of the rest!

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All the [team] boys, great bug lumps
Didn't know how high Lamptey can jump.

 

Smirko

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Aug 19, 2011

1,531

Brighton

• Jul 27, 2020

• #5

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;9437688 said:

To the tune of Humptey Dumptey...

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Tariq Lamptey isn't that tall
Tariq Lamptey is great on the ball

All their defenders and all of their men
Couldn't stop Lamptey beating them again!

 

DarrenFreemansPerm

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Sep 28, 2010

17,334

Shoreham

• Jul 27, 2020

• #6

albionfan37 said:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

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I like this.

 

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Hotchilidog

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Jan 24, 2009

8,692

• Jul 27, 2020

• #7

albionfan37 said:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

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Great tune, easy to remember lyrics and it scans perfectly. This is a WINNER!

 

Kuipers Supporters Club

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Feb 10, 2009

5,638

GOSBTS

• Jul 27, 2020

• #8

Tariq Lamptey always believe in your souuuullll ...

or

Tariq, oh Tariq Lamptey runs down the wing for me ...

 

SweatyMexican

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Mar 31, 2013

4,101

• Jul 27, 2020

• #9

Brighton4Cambridge3 said:

Tariq Lamptey always believe in your souuuullll ...

or

Tariq, oh Tariq Lamptey runs down the wing for me ...

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Oooh yeah I would give Tariq our heartbeat song. Great shout!

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

11,763

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Jul 27, 2020

• #10

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;9437688 said:

To the tune of Humptey Dumptey...

Tariq Lamptey stood in the wall
Tariq Lamptey isn't that tall

Can't think of the rest!

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Talking of Humpty Dumpty :

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?

Because he wanted to see her crack.

Ay theng yew!

 

Bladders

Twats everywhere

Jun 22, 2012

13,672

The Troubadour

• Jul 27, 2020

• #11

albionfan37 said:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

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I'm in !

 

SeagullinExile

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Sep 10, 2010

5,695

London

• Jul 27, 2020

• #12

el punal said:

Talking of Humpty Dumpty :

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?

Because he wanted to see her crack.

Ay theng yew!

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Whats red, pink and hairy & sits on a wall?

Humpty C***

I'll be off then...

 

Silverhatch

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Feb 23, 2009

4,300

Preston Park

• Jul 27, 2020

• #13

albionfan37 said:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

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If the Maupay (Cure) song can’t get going, what chance Lamptey (Bowie)?

 

highflyer

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Jan 21, 2016

2,434

• Jul 27, 2020

• #14

albionfan37 said:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue n white
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite


Nicked off twitter but I like it

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Doesn't scan when adjusted for the new kit though:

There’s a star man
He plays in blue
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Jul 27, 2020

• #15

highflyer said:

Doesn't scan when adjusted for the new kit though:

There’s a star man
He’s not got much height
His name is tariq lamptey
And he’s fu cking dynamite

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Does now though