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[Misc] Anyone know a good way of destroying 200 pizza boxes?



Swansman

Swansman

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May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?
 








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Swansman said:
Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?
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Perhaps clean you flat at least once a week. Feck me, if you're not joking that's plain fookin lazy.
 








Swansman

Swansman

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May 13, 2019
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Pogue Mahone said:
200 pizza boxes in one year!?

That will leave you neither healthy nor wealthy.
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Ye I know...

I dont dare to open my refrigerator though, so if I want any warm food beside noodles I have to order delivery. Made a stew maybe 8 or 9 months ago and put the left-overs with the cooking pot in the refrigerator, and time just went by... and after a month I decided I did not want to see how everything had evolved in there. Going to deal with it when I'm done with everything else though.
 


WATFORD zero

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Swansman said:
Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?
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This is why we put up with your other crap, because just occasionally

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 




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Pogue Mahone

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Swansman said:
Ye I know...

I dont dare to open my refrigerator though, so if I want any warm food beside noodles I have to order delivery. Made a stew maybe 8 or 9 months ago and put the left-overs with the cooking pot in the refrigerator, and time just went by... and after a month I decided I did not want to see how everything had evolved in there. Going to deal with it when I'm done with everything else though.
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:lolol:
 


swindonseagull

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Aug 6, 2003
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The words DIRTY SLOB spring to mind..
 


pastafarian

pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Swansman said:
Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?
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No.
Go with the shower idea. Its a well thought out plan.

Dont forget to ask Tom how to unblock a shower drain crammed with cardboard pulp
 








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Oct 8, 2003
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Swansman said:
Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?
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You should get a flatmate.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDFUAoKmxI
 




Barham's tash

Barham's tash

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Jun 8, 2013
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No idea about the pizza boxes but as for the stew in the fridge. Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


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yxee

yxee

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Oct 24, 2011
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Manchester
Is this serious. I've heard fridges can smell awful if you leave them as the airtight seal makes the anaerobic bacteria grow. Which are a whole different level of disgusting.

But I'm not sure if this is serious...
 






Swansman

Swansman

Pro-peace
May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:
Perhaps clean you flat at least once a week. Feck me, if you're not joking that's plain fookin lazy.
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No shit. I've always had this issue though and there's no obvious "how the fck do I change my behaviour when it comes to cleaning" guide.

Got no pictures of my current apartment but some of my earlier...

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Its 5x worse now though..

So yeah. Its an issue in my life, though I basically just laugh at the tragicomic of it. NOT TODAY THOUGH.

I'm becoming a better human today.

I really need some quick fix to deal with these ****ing pizza boxes though..
 




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