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[Misc] Ghislaine Maxwell
- Thread starter Dick Head
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She will accidentally commit suicide while she's not looking.
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
Didn’t she commit suicide next Wednesday?
Silverhatch
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Like her dad, who popped off the stern of his super-yacht (allegedly)... Ghislaine
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
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Having feasted on a shitload of lobster and fine wines
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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Driving home after work, and hearing the news of her arrest, I immediately gave her 4-6 months before she accidently splits her carotid artery with a broken plastic spoon.
Dont know if they are going to pull that one again. Might have some fun new technology to lobotomise parts of her brain or something.
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Baker lite
Banned
Going to be a few celebrity clacker valves doing the 5p-50p routine, if she doesn’t off hire herself she’s going to sing like a canary.
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vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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How times have changed, it used to be Sixpence- Half-Crown.
- Aug 7, 2003
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She’ll do a plea deal and spill the beans. A lot of people will be shaking in their Testoni shoes.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
She won't.. the SAS will get to her first and she'll be the only person to ever accidentally garotte herself whilst bending down to tie the laces of her trainers...
- Aug 7, 2003
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Or it could be an unexplained instance of spontaneous combustion.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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It was once described to me like this, you are up a ladder, about 20 ft up doing some painting, you are quite relaxed and happy... but then, the ladder slips ! ….your ringpiece goes either one of two ways, from the size of a 5p piece to that of a 50p and you shat yourself or, it goes from " relaxed " to " gas tight " in a fraction of a second.