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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,078
Two silk worms have a race. It ended in a tie.

(disclaimer: a "friend" told me this joke, so don't shoot
the messenger)
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,372
West west west Sussex
Bit racist isn't it?
 




Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
Just had an argument with the wife, she reckons I’m not a true cockney so I pushed her down the apples and oranges.
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
Two silk worms have a race. It ended in a tie.
(disclaimer: a "friend" told me this joke, so don't shoot
the messenger)

Your friend probably heard it on the latest arthropodcast.
 












Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Two silk worms have a race. It ended in a tie.

(disclaimer: a "friend" told me this joke, so don't shoot
the messenger)

Did it take place behind closed draws?
 








zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
21,717
Sussex, by the sea
I bought a Womble pepper grinder today, it’s rubbish,

everything’s either Underground or Overground.
 


narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
I'm not sure that 2 silk worms would have been able to concentrate on producing the silk and then combining into a tie at the same time. I appreciate that they could have had help, but in these times of coronavirus, maintaining social distancing regulations would have made it even more difficult.

I call bull, on this.
 


neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
A man giving a long-winded speech finally says, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."





A voice from the crowd says, "There's a calendar behind you."
 




Frankie

Put him in the curry
May 23, 2016
4,102
Mid west Wales
Dai Jones looks set to become a multi millionaire after launching his new plant food product which guarantees bigger healthier plants .


Baby Boyo , available in all good garden centers and Primark .
 




Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
Man walks into a dentist's and says to the receptionist " I think I'm a moth"
The receptionist replied "I think you need a psychiatrist sir, this is a dental surgery"
"I know" said the man
"Then why did you come in here?" Asked the receptionist
" your lights were on" ............
 











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