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[Humour] Not something you see every day
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Thanks for imbedding the media... you're a better man than I.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
How very odd.
wunt be druv
Oh bugger..!
So what? It happens every day,monkeys riding motorcycles trying to kidnap young children...
- Jul 10, 2003
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I suspect he was actually pedalling and just making a motorbike noise, they do that all the time
W T A F ...... wow!
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- Jul 10, 2003
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I always pictured you as a little younger. This lockdown is effecting us all
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I suspect he was actually pedalling and just making a motorbike noise, they do that all the time
Got you ........ I had the volume down....my uncle bought a monkey much like that home with him from when he was doing National service. It was mental and although it never attacked kids( unless they were eating ice creams) it did used to slap it’s knob around prior to creeping up and Trying to shag the dog.. It was quite well known 60 /70 something years ago in Worthing. It was called- genuinely- jacko.
Soooo ..... It was the monkey..... in the alleyway.... with the dog leash. Inspector Kraay
Seasidesage
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That actually did make spit a mouthful of tea across the room
Oh The family have got loads of Jacko stories
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I'd say not nearly as many "Jacko" stories another famous monkey might have. He must've seen things.
One of my favourites is still my dad telling me the one when Jacko escaped and broke into Reginald Spells the wholesale fruit and veg suppliers in Worthing..They were a big place but Jacko took a bite out of just about every piece of fruit in the place. The local Bobby knocked on my uncle and dads door and asked if he could come down the road and - firstly identify the escaped monkey as their own and then try and catch him or restrain somehow because he had also bitten the first copper to turn up after the call in... he was very hard to recapture as well.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Someone from Indonesia commented on that thread, the monkey is trained to kidnap toddlers. It was on a leash.
Shropshire Seagull
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Monkey x must now be prime suspect for the Madeleine McCann abduction shirley?
Had no idea humans trained monkeys to perpertrate such crimes ....