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[Politics] Why do we persevere with standing urination?



jamie (not that one)

jamie (not that one)

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Really, why? It's clearly not the best method considering we either piss on the seat or floor half the time and even when we do perform a perfect deployment there will always be some droplets. Why are we so hostile towards the notion of just sitting down?

There seems to be a movement of "Sitzpinklers" in Germany that have embraced the lady method, I just can't bring myself to do it and I have no idea why not as it's clearly the logical move.

Remember when people had carpet in the toilet? Bit grim looking back.
 




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81jamie said:
Really, why? It's clearly not the best method considering we either piss on the seat or floor half the time and even when we do perform a perfect deployment there will always be some droplets. Why are we so hostile towards the notion of just sitting down?

There seems to be a movement of "Sitzpinklers" in Germany that have embraced the lady method, I just can't bring myself to do it and I have no idea why not as it's clearly the logical move.

Remember when people had carpet in the toilet? Bit grim looking back.
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The queues are bad enough in WSU as it is
 


Brok

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81jamie said:
Really, why? It's clearly not the best method considering we either piss on the seat or floor half the time and even when we do perform a perfect deployment there will always be some droplets. Why are we so hostile towards the notion of just sitting down?

There seems to be a movement of "Sitzpinklers" in Germany that have embraced the lady method, I just can't bring myself to do it and I have no idea why not as it's clearly the logical move.

Remember when people had carpet in the toilet? Bit grim looking back.
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Speak for yourself, pal.
 




Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

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May 7, 2017
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I'm afraid about 75% of my wees are "lazy wees". Mainly because I use it as an excuse for some solitude and a quick check of my phone. I only do the standy-uppy when I'm in a hurry.
 




stewart12

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Knocky's Nose said:
I'm afraid about 75% of my wees are "lazy wees". Mainly because I use it as an excuse for some solitude and a quick check of my phone. I only do the standy-uppy when I'm in a hurry.
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yep, same

we're in good company- Luis Suarez is a big advocate of the sit down wee
 










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Is there a stream?
 






Guinness Boy

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Knocky's Nose said:
I'm afraid about 75% of my wees are "lazy wees". Mainly because I use it as an excuse for some solitude and a quick check of my phone. I only do the standy-uppy when I'm in a hurry.
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This. When in a pub / football ground / office then stand up is a necessary evil but that won't be happening for a while. Ditto planes and trains where I don't want to sit on the previous person's widdle. But at home? Go in, pull down, sit down and spend as long as possible away from the kids whilst reading the latest articles on The Guardian or catching up on some HeadBall 2. Flush, pull up and you're downstairs in a jiffy being praised for your general lack of puddle and outside of loo coverage, and for putting the seat down. (Ok, not strictly PRAISED as this would infer she checks up after me, but unless The Boy goes in straight after me and unleashes the Yellow Danube across porcelain, floor, window and mirror as 13 year old males do, I know the facilities are female friendly for the next visitor).

Win/win
 


Live by the sea

Live by the sea

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I only ever wee sitting down if at all possible . I was taught when I was younger ( many years ago ) that urinals / weeing standing up was a very uncoath thing to do and only for the working classes . Although I consider myself no particular class , that has always stuck with me .
 






Psychobilly freakout

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Live by the sea said:
I only ever wee sitting down if at all possible . I was taught when I was younger ( many years ago ) that urinals / weeing standing up was a very uncoath thing to do and only for the working classes . Although I consider myself no particular class , that has always stuck with me .
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Uncouth !! Working Class !!
Then claim to be no particular class !!

You have really shaken the Old Thunder pot this time, Charles Charley Charles....
 




Baldseagull

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Standing is fine, just stand over the pan and point down rather than trying to fire it in from 3 feet away, no spills.
 


GOM

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81jamie said:
Really, why? It's clearly not the best method considering we either piss on the seat or floor half the time and even when we do perform a perfect deployment there will always be some droplets. Why are we so hostile towards the notion of just sitting down?.
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Speak for yourself

81jamie said:
There seems to be a movement of "Sitzpinklers" in Germany that have embraced the lady method, .
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I think you have answered your own question 'lady method'

Baldseagull said:
Standing is fine, just stand over the pan and point down rather than trying to fire it in from 3 feet away, no spills.
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Quite right

Sitting is for sh*tting, standing is for waving
 








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