[NSC] Boris' bouncing baby boy

crodonilson

He/Him

Jan 17, 2005

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Lyme Regis

• Apr 29, 2020

• #1

We're all thrilled at the great news of the birth of Boris and Carries baby boy birth, but what should they call him??



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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

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The Fatherland

• Apr 29, 2020

• #2

The b@stard son of Boris?

 

LamieRobertson

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Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Apr 29, 2020

• #3

crodonilson said:

We're all thrilled at the great news of the birth of Boris and Carries baby boy birth, but what should they call him??



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As I said on the other thread he won’t be consulting Jacob Rees-Mogg given the names of his children

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Apr 29, 2020

• #4

LamieRobertson said:

As I said on the other thread he won’t be consulting Jacob Rees-Mogg given the names of his children

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Donald

 

RossyG

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Dec 20, 2014

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #5

I nominate Ronson.

 

RossyG

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• Apr 29, 2020

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AmexRuislip said:

Donald

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Don Johnson? It certainly has a ring (unlike his mother).

 

Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #7

Has to be Samuel, no?

 

Westdene Seagull

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The arse end of Hangleton

• Apr 29, 2020

• #8

Herr Tubthumper said:

The b@stard son of Boris?

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NSC hits a new low by insulting a new born baby that didn't chose his parents.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Apr 29, 2020

• #9

RossyG said:

Don Johnson? It certainly has a ring (unlike his mother).

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I wonder who'll be called Crackpot and Tubbs

 

jakarta

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #10

Oy Crodo, You do KNOW there is an existing thread regarding this marvellous news?

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Apr 29, 2020

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Westdene Seagull said:

NSC hits a new low by insulting a new born baby that didn't chose his parents.

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It's just another news sTory

 

Boys 9d

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Jan 3, 2012

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Lancing

• Apr 29, 2020

• #12

Congratulations to ALL parents who have a newborn Child.

 

Bozza

You can change this

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Jul 4, 2003

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Back in Sussex

• Apr 29, 2020

• #13

Garth.

 

Klaas

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Nov 1, 2017

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #14

Something easy, so Boris is able to remember it.

 

Westdene Seagull

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The arse end of Hangleton

• Apr 29, 2020

• #15

I'd rather like him to be called Plooks Johnson. Imagine the outcry from our resident anti-Tory

 

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Kinky Gerbil

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Jul 16, 2003

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hassocks

• Apr 29, 2020

• #16

Covid

 

RossyG

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Dec 20, 2014

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #17

I’m disappoint that Magic isn’t an option on the poll.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Apr 29, 2020

• #18

Klaas said:

Something easy, so Boris is able to remember it.

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R.....

 

Papa Lazarou

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Jul 7, 2003

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Worthing

• Apr 29, 2020

• #19

He's going to choose Winston isn't he?

 

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Palacefinder General

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• Apr 29, 2020

• #20

Shamima Begum?