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[Music] Songs about girls (or boys) with ridiculaous names





Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
You picked a fine time to leave me Loose wheel.

 










Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Black Betty is surely no longer acceptable
 
















pearl

Well-known member
May 3, 2016
12,714
Behind My Eyes
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola


https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,178
West, West, West Sussex
Lily The Pink. Could do with a medicinal compound that saves the human race right now!

 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai


[Verse 1]
(Tracy Jacks) Works in civil service
(Tracy Jacks) It's steady employment
(Tracy Jacks) Is a golfing fanatic
(Tracy Jacks) But his putt is erratic
(Tracy Jacks) Saw a Harley Street doctor
(Tracy Jacks) Who prescribed healthy living
(Tracy Jacks) But he's getting past forty
(Tracy Jacks) And all the seams are splitting

[Chorus]
Every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
"I'd love to stay here and be normal
But it's just so overrated"

[Verse 2]
(Tracy Jacks) Left home without warning
(Tracy Jacks) At five in the morning
(Tracy Jacks) Got on the first train to Walton
(Tracy Jacks) And stood on the seafront laughing
(Tracy Jacks) Threw his clothes in the water
(Tracy Jacks) And ran around naked
(Tracy Jacks) Got stopped by the police
(Tracy Jacks) And escorted back home

[Chorus]
Well, every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
I'd love to stay here and be normal
But that is just so overrated

[Refrain]
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh

[Bridge]
And then it happened on a Tuesday morning
Tracy Jacks bulldozed down the house he lived in
Saying it's just so overrated

[Refrain]
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh

[Chorus]
Every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
I'd love to stay here and be normal
But it was always overrated
 








vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,867
Other versions exist...
 


Palacefinder General

Well-known member
Apr 5, 2019
2,594
In vaguely related news, we have a woman called Valerie in our office and whenever she arrives at work a select bunch of us idiots all sing the Ride of The Valkyries (Valeries) theme in rising crescendo.

 









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