[Humour] A thread of Coronavirus/Covid-19 based football songs

I've kept this off the sub forum because that's all serious chat.

No rules, can be from any club and any subject no matter how tenuous or daft. Furlough, isolation, PPE, Boris Johnson etc

Corona whooooooa
Corona whooooooa
It came from China
You'll need a ventilator

Depleche mode/CMS

When we treat Corona we put an apron on
We just can't get enough, we just can't get enough
Chasing manufacturers but they say they've got none.
We just can't get enough, we just can't get enough
Every day I need a rubber glove but we just can't seem to get enough of
Da da da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da da da NO PPE!

Great.

It’s got to be F*** CORONA to the tune of My Sharona.