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[Humour] Joke Du Jour
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GT49er
Well-known member
Well, to be fair, I've heard a lot worse!
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Health and safety will be all over that, hard hat or not.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I'm more worried that a "Joke du Jour" is posted on here at almost eight o'clock in the evening, meaning that it's only got about four hours of its life left. 
I'm not sure anyone was social distancing. And Jewson's are closed.
I don’t think hard helmets are appropriate where young 5 year olds are around and listening do you ? I’m out of this malarkey
Taybha
Whalewhine
Delivery slots are much harder to get so it's possible they don't show up and she will be furloughed.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
The lads will still get £1.60 a week in 10p coins from the government, so it's not all bad.
Jewsons' can be unreliable, though, so she has a point.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
I'm more worried that a "Joke du Jour" is posted on here at almost eight o'clock in the evening, meaning that it's only got about four hours of its life left.
Perhaps "Joke du Soir" would be more apt?
Regardless, with British legislation regarding child labour being in existence since the Factory Act of 1833 which prohibited the employment of children younger than 9 years of age, it's clearly a disturbing account of exploitation at its basest.
One can only hope that the child protection authorities were notified and the young girl taken into care due to a clear abdication of parenting responsibilities.
Shropshire Seagull
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Don't be daft, she was paid cash in hand ...
Furlough is only an option with PAYE and I can't imagine any of those burly builders are smart enough to run a payroll.
I’m no construction expert, but this sounds fairly improbable to me.
A team of just three people (Steve, Mike and Wayne) has been on site for a week. They’ve also not been working at maximum efficiency, since they’re devoting part of their time to entertaining a small child. Similarly H&S would limit some tasks from being performed if there are minors on site.
Nonetheless, the child is claiming they’re already at the stage of needing bricks.
Is this realistic? I would imagine that clearing and leveling the site, digging and preparing foundations and so on would take at least that long. Especially given the compromised working conditions described above.
Do we have any builders on NSC who could vouch for the veracity of the child’s claim?
Otherwise, I feel this may be a case of a child making stuff up, which - as we all know - they are prone to do. And thus the punchline is, in fact, nonsense.
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A team of just three people (Steve, Mike and Wayne) has been on site for a week. They’ve also not been working at maximum efficiency, since they’re devoting part of their time to entertaining a small child. Similarly H&S would limit some tasks from being performed if there are minors on site.
Nonetheless, the child is claiming they’re already at the stage of needing bricks.
Is this realistic? I would imagine that clearing and leveling the site, digging and preparing foundations and so on would take at least that long. Especially given the compromised working conditions described above.
Do we have any builders on NSC who could vouch for the veracity of the child’s claim?
Otherwise, I feel this may be a case of a child making stuff up, which - as we all know - they are prone to do. And thus the punchline is, in fact, nonsense.
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What is the need for the child to go to the shop, pocket money or not, it's an unnecessary risk
Seeing this enjoyable trope getting an airing has made me realise:-
'NSC hasn't really changed throughout this global pandemic'.
one and all.
'NSC hasn't really changed throughout this global pandemic'.
one and all.
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**** off
