This is for anyone who won't be receiving a chocolate Easter Egg today...
EASTER EGGS for 2020...
It's no eggsaggeration in these eggstraordinairy times to say that a little distraction is eggsactly what's needed...
So, this is an eggsellant opportunity for you to eggsplore new hobbies - gardening,
reading, getting pissed or eggsperimenting in the kitchen...
Many of us are feeling eggsaperated at the greedy as #### eBay users seeking to eggsploit the situation by charging eggsorbitant prices for hand gel, soap, and of course, the coveted loo roll itself...
To make matters worse, we are told not to venture out, eggsept of course with a valid eggscuse - for eggsample, shopping for essentials, or for your hour of eggsercise. People, that means NO ****ING EGGSCURSIONS FOR A BBQ ON THE ****ING BEACH!!! ... now, where was I...
So, stay at home and don't eggspose yourself - or the government and the science eggsperts will eggstend the lowdown. And don't forget to maintain your regime of eggstreme hand washing this Easter...
So peeps, stay safe and pass this little ditty on to someone else - and not CV19.
EASTER EGGS for 2020...
It's no eggsaggeration in these eggstraordinairy times to say that a little distraction is eggsactly what's needed...
So, this is an eggsellant opportunity for you to eggsplore new hobbies - gardening,
reading, getting pissed or eggsperimenting in the kitchen...
Many of us are feeling eggsaperated at the greedy as #### eBay users seeking to eggsploit the situation by charging eggsorbitant prices for hand gel, soap, and of course, the coveted loo roll itself...
To make matters worse, we are told not to venture out, eggsept of course with a valid eggscuse - for eggsample, shopping for essentials, or for your hour of eggsercise. People, that means NO ****ING EGGSCURSIONS FOR A BBQ ON THE ****ING BEACH!!! ... now, where was I...
So, stay at home and don't eggspose yourself - or the government and the science eggsperts will eggstend the lowdown. And don't forget to maintain your regime of eggstreme hand washing this Easter...
So peeps, stay safe and pass this little ditty on to someone else - and not CV19.