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[Music] Irritating Lyrics



Eric Potts

Well-known member
Jul 26, 2004
1,853
Top o' Hanover
“People think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time” : Black Sabbath , Paranoid .
I have worked in psychiatry for over 30 years , and frowning is not a part of any of our diagnostic criteria.
Anything that annoys anyone else ?
 




smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,595
From the same album, and, don't get me wrong, War Pigs is one my favourite songs. However:

Generals gather in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.

has always irked me because of the repeated rhyming word. Alright, enough of the Geezer Butler bashing.
 


Barham's tash

Well-known member
Jun 8, 2013
3,613
Rayners Lane
From the same album, and, don't get me wrong, War Pigs is one my favourite songs. However:

Generals gather in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.

has always irked me because of the repeated rhyming word. Alright, enough of the Geezer Butler bashing.

Anything by Texas for the same reason:


Hand
Stand
Man
Plan
 


DFL JCL

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2016
791
Slowly waking down a hall faster than a canon ball.

Absolute gibberish

Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,886
I disliked most Abba lyrics as they were usually always delivered with a Scandinavian lisp.
 












Palacefinder General

Well-known member
Apr 5, 2019
2,594
Once Radio 6 get their claws into a new song that ticks their boxes they play it to death, a recent case in point the dreadful Nadine Shah with ‘Goats for Love’

Ladies for babies and goats for love
Ladies for babies and goats for love
She never could give you enough
Ladies for babies and goats for love’
 








zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,793
Sussex, by the sea
Anything sung by Chris Martin from the wet lettuce band or bonio from youtoo,

edit, add noel gallagher to the list.
 


Brok

😐
Dec 26, 2011
4,328
Ooh it’s a corner;9311950 said:
Apologies in advance for the pedantry but I offer The Dream Academy - Life In A Northern Town

The Salvation Army band played
And the children DRUNK lemonade

Aagghhhh!

The chorus doesn't get much better...


a, ma-me doo-de din-day-ya
Hey ma ma ma hey-yah
Ah hey ma ma ma ma
Make it easy on yourself
Ah hey ma ma, ma-me doo-de din-day-ya
Hey ma ma ma hey-yah
Ah hey ma ma ma ma
Make it easy on yourself
Ah hey ma ma, ma-me doo-de din-day-ya
Hey ma ma ma hey-yah
Ah hey ma ma ma ma
Ah hey ma ma, ma-me doo-de din-day-ya
Hey ma ma ma
 
















LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Des’Ree - Life:

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Utter garbage.
Won the award for "Worst Lyrics Ever" when Mark and Lard (think it was them) had a vote/competition about it years ago on Radio 1.

She was a great sport and appeared on the show to accept it. Said she wrote it in about 10 minutes and never thought it'd be a hit.

I have a love/hate relationship with that tune as I actually think it's quite good, despite the appalling rhyming.

And she's got a great voice.
 


BeHereNow

New member
Mar 2, 2016
1,759
Southwick
Slowly waking down a hall faster than a canon ball.

Absolute gibberish

Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk

It’s genius. Wish I could come up with a line like that.
 


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