I've got a stunning yellow Z3. It's Dakar yellow and is beautifully curvaceous. I was tempted to name her after a stunning blonde that I dated eons ago, but I didn't feel comfortable about that. Instead, I decided to name her after my next conquest, Nadia. She isn't blonde, but she's stunningly attractive. I may regret this, if she proves to beyond my reach, but I'm in no hurry to compromise. You wouldn't sign Fred Binney if there was a remote possibility of signing Mo Salah, would you ?
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[Humour] What do you call your car and why?
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Taybha
Whalewhine
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GREASED WEASEL
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Me motor
Doesn't everyone
Doesn't everyone
Brighthelmstone
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The blue Dagenham dustbin 
swindonseagull
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Call mine The Ateca.....the wifes is called The Polo.....does that count?
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This.
Appropriate user name.
albionfan37
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My missus always names her car and van she had a black seat altea called mortisha and she’s In the middle of converting a Mercedes sprinter which is called jelly because we bought her from a fella from lochgelly
jonnyrovers
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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that name their belongings
mune ni kamome
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My Nissan Sunny was called the “green machine” in our house
Strangely enough that was 2 cars and eight years ago but it’s still on my drive in Google Street view
Strangely enough that was 2 cars and eight years ago but it’s still on my drive in Google Street view
Probably irrational, but the naming of inanimate objects really pisses me off.........
‘Oooooooh, that’s Scooby, our campervan’.
**** off, it’s a rusty 1970s VW that spews toxic fumes out and breaks down every 100 miles, and causes a queue of traffic behind you whenever you can get the ****er started.
‘Oooooooh, that’s Scooby, our campervan’.
**** off, it’s a rusty 1970s VW that spews toxic fumes out and breaks down every 100 miles, and causes a queue of traffic behind you whenever you can get the ****er started.
I’ve nicknamed my company car the twatmobile.
That’s because it’s an Audi A3
That’s because it’s an Audi A3
GT49er
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Quite right! I call mine 'Rubbish', because it is. Outperformed by a 15 year old Nissan Micra, and uses more petrol trying to do it. Hyundai I10 .... pfff!
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What colour was it?
If I get really bored I may have a ' drive round ' on Google Street View to spot the Green Machine