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[Sussex] Two men fighting over the last steak and ale pie



TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013
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Apparently neither of the men liked chicken and mushroom and wanted the steak and ale.

Crashing into elderly people as they fought, someone even lobbed a bunch of bananas at them!



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Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Arundel
This Great nation.
 


vegster

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Oct 18, 2006
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Worthing
Let’s broaden this.......... what pie would you risk getting a right hander for.....

I’d say a Chicken Balti is worth one.......

I wouldn’t fight over a sweet potato and veg one though.
 


Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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Never really liked pies.

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Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Pulling together... but in opposite directions over a pie.

I'd say you couldn't make it up but in this country I'd say the same or similar scenarios are being played out in every city and town.
 


TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013
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Where? Who won? Was the pie paid for by the victor? We need answers.
Tesco's in Burgess hill, neither won (both were bloody) and no one paid for it since by the end of the fight, the pie was flattened and squashed because it had been stood on by both men.

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Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Let’s broaden this.......... what pie would you risk getting a right hander for.....

I’d say a Chicken Balti is worth one.......

I wouldn’t fight over a sweet potato and veg one though.

Oh YEEEESSSS!!
 












Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Tesco's in Burgess hill, neither won (both were bloody) and no one paid for it since by the end of the fight, the pie was flattened and squashed because it had been stood on by both men.

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The only winner in your average pie battle is cholesterol.
 




Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Tesco, Burgess Hill

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Tesco ... singular ... you've made pedants all over NSC very happy, see, good does come from pie fights.
 


beorhthelm

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Jul 21, 2003
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What was your sauce ?

gravy shirley?

you think this is bad, this is a little venting of frustration. wait until its end of month two, or beyond.
 









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