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    Panic! At The Amex Tom Hark, Preston Park's Avatar
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    Bellcheeses In The Supermarket (Coronavirus Edition)


    10 Not allowed!
    Rich new seam of material here methinks, based on my first (and definitely last) trip to Saino's Local for a while

    LEVEL 1 - General Bellcheeses

    - Bellcheeses that appear to have no concept of 'one out, one in'. They'll happily stand outside there all day til somebody behind them in the queue gives them a prod
    - Bellcheeses that, having achieved the nirvana of being allowed access to the store, apparently decide never to come out again

    LEVEL 2 - Specific Bellcheeses

    - Bellcheese in front of me in the checkout queue rocks up, buys a packet of chewing gum and chucks a fistful of lottery tickets on the counter. Each must be checked and verified. Except the lottery machine is bust. And there's only two operators allowed on the tills. And both spend at least five minutes fannying around with the ****'s essential lottery shopping needs while the queues build up both inside and outside. Sake!

    And... RELAX

    Or... buy a TASER
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      21 Not allowed!
      LEVEL 3 - The absolute f***wit who takes pleasure in encroaching on people's space, knowing it's making the other person uncomfortable and then laughs when you politely ask them to observe this.

      Come the revolution Bro, you'll be this first up against the wall and bloody shot, this sin't a f***ing joke, it's real!
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      9 Not allowed!
      Fannying around generally

      It get's right on my tits
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      Fannying around generally

      It get's right on my tits
      I have no problem with fannying around generally. It's fannying around at the back that gets my GOAT
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      7 Not allowed!
      In the cheese shop today, waiting patiently outside as only one person at a time and after her husband directed from the door as to what to buy she promptly dropped the eggs on the floor - ****wittery of the highest order and ensured I had to wait another 5 minutes.
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      2 Not allowed!
      Was in Newhaven Sainsburys the other day and saw someone that had gone to the effort of buying a mask but had no idea how to wear it properly and all the while she was standing less than a foot behind the bloke in front of her. Obviously weren't together and they had even gone to the effort of marking out 2 metre gaps.

      As has been said already, first against the wall.
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      3 Not allowed!
      We went down to our local parade of shops, to get a vew bits.
      I waited outside, whilst my wife queued up to enter shops.
      In true Jasper Carrott 'nutter on the bus' styleee, a local nut, with tits hanging on her and knees and wearing slippers, joins the line behind my wife and starts blaming the birds for Covid-19.
      As I'm standing to the side, I have a great enjoyment in watching my wife have a conversation with the local nut.
      Our family does seem to attract these types
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      4 Not allowed!
      Member of staff on my last Tesco visit - was cleaning a shelf directly under something I wanted - I asked if I could grab a box and he said 'of course, go ahead............', but simply stayed standing where he was, right in front of the boxes I was pointing at.............

      Most people were respecting the rules but there were a couple of gormless goons that thought it was OK to fill the gap between distancing people with themselves and their trollies. The same ones kept doing it at various points around the store. Yep, up against the wall..................
      "Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts"
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      Member of staff on my last Tesco visit - was cleaning a shelf directly under something I wanted - I asked if I could grab a box and he said 'of course, go ahead............', but simply stayed standing where he was, right in front of the boxes I was pointing at.............

      Most people were respecting the rules but there were a couple of gormless goons that thought it was OK to fill the gap between distancing people with themselves and their trollies. The same ones kept doing it at various points around the store. Yep, up against the wall..................
      ****ing idiots!!!!
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      7 Not allowed!
      It would be lovely if being a selfish **** made you more vulnerable to the adverse effects of Covid. Lovely.
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