[Football] Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Worse: Ashley Cole BURGLED

Tom Hark Preston Park

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'Ashley Cole 'attacked by gang of masked burglars' as ex-Chelsea star's home robbed'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ashley-cole-attacked-gang-masked-21790070

#prayforashley

 

schmunk

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Here's the culprit:

 

GT49er

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Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

 

Superphil

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Crikey, when a report in the Mirror cross references the S*n you know you are reading toilet paper.

 

LamieRobertson

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GT49er said:

Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

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Thankfully it happened in January..relief ...well apart from AC

 

AmexRuislip

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Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

 

Herr Tubthumper

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GT49er said:

Oh FFS! Don't these tw*ts understand social distancing?

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To be fair, they were wearing masks though. They weren’t completely irresponsible.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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AmexRuislip said:

Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

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Five minute job

 

Pavilionaire

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Tom Hark said:

Five minute job

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If it was Cheryl I think I'd last 30 seconds.

 

Superphil

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Pavilionaire said:

If it was Cheryl I think I'd last 30 seconds.

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So long as she didn't speak

 

neilbard

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AmexRuislip said:

Perhaps they were returning Cheryl's greatest hits

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Lower West Stander

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Poor Cashley.

John Terry must be quaking in his boots. They are obviously working through the Chelsea knobhead brigade before moving on to Grealish, Bamford at al.....