[Humour] I see your 'no alcohol left' and raise you...

Stat Brother

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #1

...No chocolate - left in the house.

Not only that:-

- No biscuits.
- No sweets.
- No cake.


All I have left are things google assures me are called apples.


What the fudge (oh and no fudge either) are you supposed to do with this apple thing?

I can tell you one thing, don't dunk it in you tea, that's proper minging.

 

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giveusfalmerplease

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Sep 21, 2006

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Not quite a million miles from Brighton

• Mar 30, 2020

• #2

ive made a pint of milk a neighbour gave me last a week and now next food delivery not for a week. Discovered some fish fingers in the freezer with Feb 2018 sell by date (binned them) and chicken burgers from Jul 2018 - risked them! - lets face it they processed to an inch of their lives. Ran out of biscuits a week ago but thankfully an acquiantence sent us some easter eggs so eating them sloooooooowly and enjoying every mouthful.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

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Faversham

• Mar 30, 2020

• #3

Stat Brother said:

...No chocolate - left in the house.

Not only that:-

- No biscuits.
- No sweets.
- No cake.


All I have left are things google assures me are called apples.


What the fudge (oh and no fudge either) are you supposed to do with this apple thing?

I can tell you one thing, don't dunk it in you tea, that's proper minging.

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You can try inserting it anally.

The apple, I mean. Like you, I wouldn't take one orally.

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Mar 30, 2020

• #4

We were supposed to be heading off for a holiday at Easter - a huge big rental in Pembrokeshire, with 15 members of extended family. My wife had shopped for the trip already, with the various nieces and nephews in mind. As such we have some 9 or 10 full sized Easter eggs, awaiting demolition.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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• Mar 30, 2020

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giveusfalmerplease said:

ive made a pint of milk a neighbour gave me last a week and now next food delivery not for a week. Discovered some fish fingers in the freezer with Feb 2018 sell by date (binned them) and chicken burgers from Jul 2018 - risked them! - lets face it they processed to an inch of their lives. Ran out of biscuits a week ago but thankfully an acquiantence sent us some easter eggs so eating them sloooooooowly and enjoying every mouthful.

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Never bin anything frozen. I'd happily eat Fish Fingers frozen since 2000.

#dirtyb'stard

 

BNthree

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Sep 14, 2016

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #6

hans kraay fan club said:

We were supposed to be heading off for a holiday at Easter - a huge big rental in Pembrokeshire, with 15 members of extended family. My wife had shopped for the trip already, with the various nieces and nephews in mind. As such we have some 9 or 10 full sized Easter eggs, awaiting demolition.

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We were due to a very similar thing but to celebrate an 80th birthday in the family. All cancelled etc etc but my aunt and uncle have got 20 cases of cava in their garage that they bought for it. No dry spells in their household!

 

Pretty pink fairy

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Jan 30, 2008

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #7

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Never bin anything frozen. I'd happily eat Fish Fingers frozen since 2000.

#dirtyb'stard

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once a student always a student
regards
DF

 

Jam The Man

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Jul 5, 2003

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South East North Lancing

• Mar 30, 2020

• #8

My sadness at running out of Southern Comfort over the weekend was met with equal joy at finding 1ltr bottles in Tesco tonight for just £20!

 

Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• Mar 30, 2020

• #9

I've now discovered that my local shop has everything I need, so no need to go without. It appears that everyone who panic bought doesn't need anything else, so the rest of us can now shop at our leisure....at a safe distance from all others, of course.

 

LamieRobertson

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Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Mar 30, 2020

• #10

hans kraay fan club said:

we were supposed to be heading off for a holiday at easter - a huge big rental in pembrokeshire, with 15 members of extended family. My wife had shopped for the trip already, with the various nieces and nephews in mind. As such we have some 9 or 10 full sized easter eggs, awaiting demolition.

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Share!!!!!! Now

 

happypig

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May 23, 2009

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Eastbourne

• Mar 30, 2020

• #11

I had 24 bottles delivered from the Long Man Brewery this morning

 

Acker79

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #12

hans kraay fan club said:

We were supposed to be heading off for a holiday at Easter - a huge big rental in Pembrokeshire, with 15 members of extended family. My wife had shopped for the trip already, with the various nieces and nephews in mind. As such we have some 9 or 10 full sized Easter eggs, awaiting demolition.

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This is almost as bad as that thread about money put aside for a rainy day...




EDIT: Maybe I shouldn't have done the drool and tosser icons together like that...

 

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Hampster Gull

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Dec 22, 2010

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #13

Bake a cake , far easier than brewing beer. So you lose

 

vegster

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May 5, 2008

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• Mar 30, 2020

• #14

Stat Brother said:

...No chocolate - left in the house.

Not only that:-

- No biscuits.
- No sweets.
- No cake.


All I have left are things google assures me are called apples.


What the fudge (oh and no fudge either) are you supposed to do with this apple thing?

I can tell you one thing, don't dunk it in you tea, that's proper minging.

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With basic ingredients you can easily bake cakes and biscuits... Hugh Fearnly W is yer man.

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Mar 30, 2020

• #15

Acker79 said:

This is almost as bad as that thread about money put aside for a rainy day...




EDIT: Maybe I shouldn't have done the drool and tosser icons together like that...

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Haha. [MENTION=12595]Acker79[/MENTION] just invented the facial emoji!

 

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.

Nov 11, 2013

1,591

• Mar 30, 2020

• #16

I've just ordered 24 bottles of my favourite cider, I might work my way through either the custard creams, bourbon creams (x2) or some jaffa cakes while I wait for them to turn up.

Sorry, what were you saying?