Gilliver's Travels
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Since this seems to be such a problem currently, how about this idea, for a crash course in [social] distance learning?
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[News] Social Distancing - Get the T-Shirt?
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Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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Complete waste of time. Same as health warnings on cigarettes or equality seminars/courses for racists/homophobes/misogynists. People are pig headed.
KZNSeagull
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It should say 6 foot 6 inches apart 
Seems to me to be a crash course in opportunist profiteering from a global health crisis.
Unless, of course, any proceeds are going to help find a solution to Covid-19 infection, obvs.
Unless, of course, any proceeds are going to help find a solution to Covid-19 infection, obvs.
Gilliver's Travels
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There aren't any T-shirts yet - it's just an idea. I'll produce a couple, for sure. And of course, anyone making use of these slogans would be invited to contribute to relevant charities.
Normal Rob
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a bit scaremongering though is it not? or does it now have a 100% kill rate?
Would have happily worn one in the supermarket just now - one or two utter bellends completely ignoring the rules (most people were OK)
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No problems - not taken personally!
studio150
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It should say 6 foot 6 inches apart
6 feet 6.74016 inches
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Brok
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6 feet 6.74016 inches
Pedants are an essential service
A fine mixture of imperial and metric.
GT49er
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Better make it 2 metres. Millennials probably don't understand imperial.
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Anyone know a good T-Shirt printer locally?
Super Steve Earle
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I like them. But more punchy without the question marks.
Super Steve Earle
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How about 'Back off ****wit' on the back? Do you think Millenialsmight grasp that?
GT49er
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Some of them ..............................
el punal
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Perhaps instead of T-shirts how about producing the ref’s squirty foam thingy for making sure the defensive wall is 10 yards/paces from the ball? You could substitute that for ensuring that no one encroaches your space if you’re in a queue or whatever. If all else fails squirt some in their face and tell them to f*** off while producing a red card.
I will now self isolate as I fetch my hat and coat.
I will now self isolate as I fetch my hat and coat.
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First T-shirts just ordered.