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[Albion] Your best and worst Albion 5 a side teams



El Presidente

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
39,713
Pattknull med Haksprut
Best

Kuipers (GK)
Lawrenson
Vicente
Knockaert
Ward

Worst

Graeme Smith
Willie Young
Ryan Harley
Riccardo Gabbiadini
Leon Best
 








El Presidente

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
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Pattknull med Haksprut
I saw Richard Tiltman score a worldy at Oakwell!


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El Presidente

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,713
Pattknull med Haksprut
El Presidente said:
I saw Richard Tiltman score a worldy at Oakwell!


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He also had a great chant

Dick
Dick
Super Dick

Dick
Dick
Super Dick

Dick
Dick
Super Dick

Super Dicky Tiltman


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Luke93

Luke93

STAND OR FALL
Jun 23, 2013
5,030
Shoreham
Ryan (GK)
Dunk
Bruno
Vicente
Zamora

Smith (GK)
Hoyte
Assulin
Colunga
Kuipers (up front)
 


Dick Swiveller

Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,159
We used to have actual 5 a side teams when the County league ran a 5 a side tournament at the Brighton Cetnre.
 




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disgruntled h blocker

Active member
Oct 16, 2003
819
Ampfield
Surely if it's 5-a-side like down at your local "Goals" or "Powerleague" you'd need some FLAIR players like Nathan Jones and Kazenga Lua-Lua, with an enforcer like Guy Butters at the back, with a hard nut next to him like Danny Cullip. You also need a crazy goalie doing his Pilates on the edge of his box, so that must be Casper Ankergren.
 
















Moshe Gariani

Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,091
El Presidente said:
I saw Richard Tiltman score a worldy at Oakwell!
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Me too. About 300 of us there that day. My memory is terrible but I recall a grim defeat illuminated by the talented Mr Tiltman..?

A bit of research reveals that was RT's only goal for the Albion in 13 appearances. His renown as a bad player is surely enhanced by being alongside Nelson & Bremner as part of a promotion winning squad in that 87/88 season...
 


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Farehamseagull

Solly March Fan Club
Nov 22, 2007
13,978
Sarisbury Green, Southampton
Best:

Ryan
Cullip
Hart
Vicente
Zamora

Worst:

Smith
Hawkins
Harley
Paynter
Best

Worst team is probably more to do with expectation and apparent lack of effort rather than actual ability. There were definite worse players ability wise than Harley and Best especially.
 


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Lenny Rider

Well-known member
Sep 15, 2010
5,434
Best

Keeley (GK)
Lawrenson
Case
Ritchie
Murray

Worst
Brian McKenna
Glen Thomas
Ashley Neal
Jason Peake
Fedrico Turienzo


Amazing how with the good side a surname is enough, but with the worst team you have to put the full name so has to enhance the flashbacks.
 


El Presidente

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,713
Pattknull med Haksprut
Moshe Gariani said:
Me too. About 300 of us there that day. My memory is terrible but I recall a grim defeat illuminated by the talented Mr Tiltman..?

A bit of research reveals that was RT's only goal for the Albion in 13 appearances. His renown as a bad player is surely enhanced by being alongside Nelson & Bremner as part of a promotion winning squad in that 87/88 season...
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We lost 3-1, we were one down when he smashed it in from 25 yards then repeated the same a couple of minutes later but it hit the bar, then he turned into Mark Farringdon once more.

Having met him at the Amex, he's a lovely bloke.
 




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AnotherArch

Northern Exile
Apr 2, 2009
1,180
Stockport & M62
El Presidente said:
We lost 3-1, we were one down when he smashed it in from 25 yards then repeated the same a couple of minutes later but it hit the bar, then he turned into Mark Farringdon once more.

Having met him at the Amex, he's a lovely bloke.
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My eldest lad was mascot that day, and he did not realise that he was in the presence of a great striker. That was not Richard Tiltman, but Allan Clarke their manager. Things were different back then, as after a tour of our dressing room in the midst of our lot getting changed, we ended up in the Manager's office where he invited them to sit in his leather swivel chair.
 




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